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Tuchel complaining about injuries and small squad, its like the bloke never managed a shit team with no money before. Their bench player was our starting striker for half the season.

Moi again 😗

just use catpoo

Interestingly enough gakpo shares the same agency as will smallbone and a certain welsey hoedt.

agree dont think they need one with martinelli starting and viera on the bench

Imagine we sign Gakpo and Ramos edit - joe shields is still following him on insta

Gakpo if he is coming needs to be confirmed by tomorrow for PSV to be able to get a player in before their window closes Weds. A medical was booked for today so is it plausible that he has a medical today and the clubs negotiate through to tomorrow in these types of circumstance ?

Seems like a consistent thing with parker both at bournemouth and fulham.

I get the interest in garner but dont understand how that is newsworthy ahead of me expressing an interest in shagging gal gadot and margot robbie.

When have we ever signed a country's player of the year and football writers player of the year ? (insert keegan comment) I think the risk in signing him for up to 30mil with his potential upside is a better deal and still cheaper than defenders like Botman, Zinchenko or Aguerd who all cost more.

Stengs from Nice - apparently it was just agent talk and he's defo at antwerp. they are getting El Ghazi who is the maduke replacement while he is out injured and would need to replace cody

MLG just putting down names for his return.

Also the dutch transfer window "slams shut" on Weds night rather than Thurs night due to a error by the dutch FA who thought it was wednesday across Europe (you cant make this up). So they really need to sort out if gakpo is leaving or not cos we can still shop on thurs and they cant replace at all.

Mpabbe currently praying its neymar who is absolutely bang on form so far this season which always happens in a world cup year.

On another note has MLG been temporary banned to give everyone a bit of space for a week or 2 ? everyone was picking on him a fair bit so assume the adults in the room gave him some time off ?

The difference is Ajax has breaking bad levels of cash reserves after champions leagues, eredevisie and awesome transfer sales from the last 5 yrs, they can just say no and not worry about the money, so the price was more about Man U's desperation to buy rather than ajax wanting to sell. PSV on the other hand cannot do that, they need money as they made their first loss in over a decade last year due to covid, they would of lost more but all clubs had government support. This year that govt support is gone and they were relying on getting in the champs league proper to recover their finances, so thanks to rangers they need some cash and to return to profit they need to sell a player or 2.

This thread title sounds like a date night gone wrong

Might not of been playing 100% (subconsciously) lots of teams interested in him no point getting injured when you could be set for life in a few weeks.

They make it sound like they are buying a horse

That would be the porn blocker you've got set up cos being linked to gakpo is absolutely filthy 👍

As in most of our lifetimes 🤣🤣🤣

Just checked out the psv forum to see what they say. 30% of the posts were complaining that they weren't as rich as Ajax and need the money after missing out on champions league. They think they can get around 40+ for him. A couple mentioned we would be a good club for him, very offensive and he would play alot with world cup coming up (this is a big thing here for players at mo as van gaal said they need to be playing to go) and he would then move to a bigger club in a few years.

Anyone subscribe to the telegraph, assume it's the old, here you go, no we want a lot more and by weds we will meet them in the middle with realistic add ons hitting their number. He will then fail the medical 🤣

One thing I think we have going for us is this, unless your name is Ten Haag no one else really rates the eredevsie enough to spend big money in there on what they see as unproven in a proper league. They look at the flops which make up the majority rather than the quality few who do well. Can't be too many other teams willing to spend 30/35mil on the bloke who will say to him "come play for us, the big teams want to see if your skills transfer well, perform for 2 years and you will be 100mil player", also he has seen us do it with van dijk, mane etc etc.