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Che is perfect striker if you want someone to hold the ball, battle and lay off to runners - if he could score then he'd be playing for City

Re-posting just because its so filthy.

Sign him up based purely on the players he is similar too according to statsbomb, the touch of boufal and the goal threat of morata. Just did a comparision between him/Che and kalajdzic (who has similar stats which is interesting) Also Shields was at City when Iheanacho was as well. https://fbref.com/en/players/c92e1a31/Kelechi-Iheanacho

To be honest I can see why we looked at the start of this season and decided to try 5 at the back as having both Perraud and Livo injured always meant we were going to be exposed somewhere. Expected they hoped to minimise this exposure by using Moussa as a wing back rather than a left back.

Penny for bednerak's thoughts this morning. Seemingly had a strop after being told he was coming off and then watches the team perform excellently for the last 20mins.

Are we using 15 games cos the stats are the worst, what about the other games

4-0 in 35mins hahahahahah ten haag is gonna be massively under the pump

2-0 brentford Comical from de gea, get mccarthey up there to start. I've just seen de gea massively fucked up for both their goals

Bro I said 5-0 so you need to up your optimism game

Man U currently losing

Mara needs to run a clinic for our midfielders

I dont need to look at a table to know we arent bottom at least. Thanks Everton

Not read anything in this thread so my unfiltered thoughts. Rebuen Selles - telling ralph quite passionately about something before our drinks break when we then took bederak off and switched to 4 at the back and looked mustard. Ralph - for listening to his assistants - I watched a fair bit of what he was doing and he was consulting with them a lot through the game. Mara - An assist our midfielders have never made over the lsat 4yrs and should be trying to do every week, delightful, awesome shot as well - well done amigo. Djenepo - got a lot of grief last week, worked fucking hard this week and offered a lot going forward. BK & Sali - Looked like we finally have brick shit houses with pace at CB. Lavia - This boy is quality - never have I seen a DM who look so elegant. Bazunu - Finally a goalkeeper without chocolate wrists and close control redmond can only dream of.

Might take that back as he is on the bench today for city.

Reckon its delap personally.

We have been shit in the premier League, the best time to be us was when we were in league 1 and championship as we were winning more often than not. I want our team to at least be aggressive v the larger teams in this league, it's better than being passive and still getting smashed.

I can see us winning and then us all describing Leeds as poor.

No doubt this lost the players will disappear when certain players are moved on.

Am loving the introduction of Noddy as the new Pony for this season. #Noddywatch

Quick summary of the Athletic article today from Jacob: - no offers in june/july for any players - Monitoring experienced CBs in premier league already. Could be open to selling for the right price: -Jan/Jack/Diallo/Moi/Theo/Che

Normally I would try and refute it cos I went to Everest on the Tibet side but I guarantee on your trip to see this mountain there were more women in bikinis. Insert magnum gif

I'm good on capital cities and history aside from sport