Convict Colony

AN ACTUAL RUMOUR

New year new opportunity. I expect the players have decided this year we will be a mix of barcelona, real madrid and PSG and go on a run for the ages and we qualify for Champs league. We easily stroll past forest and their 800 players, i expect a goal fest for us and can only see this ending 7-0. Goalscorers: Che 3 Edozie 2 JWP 1 Lavia 1

I assumed this was a parody account but if its real welcome to being a saints fan Rasmus.

Give them a relegation clause for a set fee and i bet we could get a decent one.

It's over, unless we can get a striker who scores we are fucked

Next game I want 1 goalie and 10 defenders next game, we should at least not concede and won't hurt out goals for stat

Could be worse, we will be undefeated for the year in 6.5hrs

Watching us is how my wife feels. Lots of effort, some hope but ultimately disappointed and resigned to the long term hope things improve.

Biggest fantasy I have is this. "Southampton score from a corner, it a unstoppable header into the net from the defender. Later in the game southampton makes a sub who has an instant impact, he beats 2 men and then cooly slots it around the keeper, the saints are in total control here".

Really ? u think Rasmus would eat humble pie that quickly. The main problem is out forwards fire more blanks than a eunuch.

Yeah he wasn't good today but he's not the reason we can never score from open play. Edozie, moi and Che should of scored today

We cant score in a brothel. That more than anything is our problem, che I hit keepers Adams is our most potent goal threat.

We need a goal scorer not young players or supporting strikers, fuck my life, that was obvious in the summer. If SR trot out better than we have bullshit then i am going to go fucking nuts, what we have is bullshit.

That's all Kate Upton for that goal

How many nuns do we need ?

I just want hope saints, give me that.

Its time

yeah big believer in possession is the wrong metric for a game, i remember when we had good possession and were shit. Give me shots etc everytime

I think all nath has to do is go fuck it and

What does Jones do ? Freak goal, we have played ok and created chances.

Can we please score from a corner

I want us to score a goal, sick of conceding all the time, someone play above their average and do a goal for me.

I forget aribo was playing

Typical they go for a Beckham to Roberto Carlos style corner, was going wide and JWP hooks it over Gaz Baz.