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Looks like he could be our tallest player.

Afraid not I wouldn't visit that den of inequity. That gif is a legendary one which has been about for ages.

Love how you cut off the I enjoy his hysteria bit To be fair there are only 3 constants on this forum that i can rely on: Alpine is the worlds greatest pessimist. MLG will must be our resident Howard Hughes (the crazy version) over every detail. Dalek always thinks we will be 17th every season. If we did't have these guys the threads would be shorter, the debate less intense and my chance to use gifs like below. Alpine is Vince Mcmahon - The bodybuilder is us playing badly and losing

Good try but I've read Celtic Talk with interest over the years Nir Bitton would be my preference if we need another DM, the boy looks good

Club are awaiting to confirm according to their response on Twitter.

I already like the look of Nir Bitton as i was bigging him up a while ago. Will keep watching you boys as he looks like a good wanyama replacement

This video gets me tingling every time, the run he does against the team in blue(near the end) is fifa like hahahaha He also looks rapid so not too sure what was going on with his pace on FM. [video=youtube;oY-RXVRpnUY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY-RXVRpnUY

I know they're not yours but based on everyone's impression north of the border can I presume that Virgils stats are impacted by playing in the SPL?

So Ulrich Van G has the airport locked down but who is our hotel spy for hampshire ?

He was playing in the bundesliga last year he moved from Vitesse to Frankfurt where he failed massively - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2477407-chelseas-lucas-piazon-what-now-after-bundesliga-failure

Cheers for that as i'd forgotten to check his interview, sounds like it made a big impression on Ronald playing JWP in that position (and further away from goalscoring opportunities ). What do we think Clasie/JWP (the artisan DM) Romeu/Wanyama (the destroyer DM)

Wait what !! I came in here hoping to transfer Alpine facts for my facts to get him in a happy place as I have plenty to burn. Fact - we are awesome - you can have that for free

Joe Hart ex-Shrews so must be something in the water

@SouthamptonFC close to signing promising young Shrewsbury and England keeper Harry Lewis Jim White ‏@JimWhite

To be fair to Odegaard I remember reading a while back he signed for Real above everyone else because they put it in his contract he would be training with the first team and not with a junior team. They then subsequently changed their mind when he started playing for their B team and wanted him to train with the B team instead to obviously integrate better. From his perspective I'd of done the same thing, train and learn from the best which was the primary driver for signing or train and play with B team a level he has probably outgrown.

Yeah I'm gonna change mine to either Mane or Virgil

I'd be surprised if Willy Mckay got him over as these blokes rep the cream de la creme and are still listed as his agents - http://www.transfermarkt.com/mondial-sport-management-amp-consulting-sarl/beraterfirma/berater/2106 Maybe Willy is taking a cut of the %

was just doing some research and thought I'd leave this here to make everyone feel better about spurs. http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/01/tottenham-set-to-sign-sadio-mane-as-agent-arrives-in-england-ahead-of-11-8m-transfer-4852728/

Ed Woodward getting desperate again ?

If you buy commodities all calculation (i.e iron ore) is in USD per tonne etc no matter where you are.

French agent works in euro's and is probably the currency of the transfer window (as man city show)

35mil pounds jesus hahahaha nice to know having Van Gaal as your coach isn't very helpful

http://random90sfootballers.com/post/6138453963/ulrich-van-gobbel http://www.footballforums.net/archive/index.php/t-178439.html

"The transfer of Virgil van Dijk to the Premier League is really about to be completed. According to the Algemeen Dagblad sign the defender Monday as god as surely a contract with Southampton. Sunday arrived the Celtic player in the English port to reach a personal agreement with the clbu manager Ronald Koeman. Meanwhile Southampton nearing an agreement with Celtic over the transfer of Van Dijk. The Scottish club initially asked a price that would not put on the table English colleagues. Celtic put in a "bidding war" during the final days of the transfer market, but Southampton appears the only remaining club to Van Dijk. That makes the conclusion of an agreement for Koeman easier. Van Dijk played two seasons for Celtic, which took him to FC Groningen." http://www.voetbalprimeur.nl/nieuws/452710/-transfer-van-dijk-nu-echt-bijna-rond-verdediger-arriveert-in-engeland-.html I would also point out Van Dijk follows that news source so it must be credible.

"Ulrich van Gobbel is currently on the run from the Dutch Police after he was issued with a 4 month prison sentence for buying cars on credit and then selling them on without paying the original car company. Police believe him to be hiding in his native Suriname."