Convict Colony

Sky sports agenda and how their analysis focuses on the negative especially heavily on Chelsea where similar incidents for City/Man U/Liverpool are glossed over. To be fair they have some shockers against them this season and the tackle yesterday was horrendous.

hahahaha Mourinho ripping sky sports apart on sunday supplement hahaha quality

So many to choose from your right Durham is a massive speng, I think Newman makes every list though purely for his lack of objective integrity on everything.

The daily mail is clickbait junk and should ALWAYS be treated as such, its unfortunate that they comment at all about us. Its as if they have got the leftovers from the journalist talent pool which was pretty ****ing shallow to start with and then dumbed them down. My missus reads it and it drives me nuts, its the ****ing e channel of a newspaper. Rant over. Also if I could kill 2 journalists then Martin Samuel and Paul Newman would be hot favourites. **** I hate the mail.

Cos they are all sat at the top table and don't welcome us interlopers

Good video in the Times this morning on our defence solidity and how we defend for anyone who has a subscription. Not too worried about Ibe as I've not seen him pegged back and I think we will give him something to worry about.

why not do both

This is her feeding her cat

Not seen this anywhere else but he just gave an interview to transfermakt about coming here - http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/saints-winger-mane-quot-we-have-not-reached-our-goals-yet-quot-/view/news/188428

Its a badass stripe, I am off to get one tomorrow

Mane is fast becoming one of my favourite players purely down to his desire to play in short sleeve shirts no matter how cold or wet it is. He did it again in training today while the other wimps are wearing jackets, he's bad ass.

what's happening with Callum Slattery ? can he sign pro forms yet or is he still stalling (according to an old mirror article)

Don't deny him the move I do however have a problem with how he and lovren went about it, hence those 2 deserve utter scorn. No probs with Luke/Ricky or Callum

We must be training hard in over elaborate shooting techniques but I for one would be keen for quick sharp shooting school happening.

can we not ****ing score jesus ****ing christ as someone above says we were ****ing world beaters until we get into the final 30yrds. No longer care about "excellent final ball" "excellent delivery" as that means **** all when your not finding a man to assist. We have serious goal scoring problems and I think the worm has turned.

Going for a lucky gif ahead of the 2nd half

Am on my 5th lucky wine

I like the way he runs aggressively at the defence, he has been the most probing of our midfielders he's been excellent apart from never scoring :-0

Davis should look at the amount of goals he has before he shoots, pass to pelle/mane/elia is preferred over shooting

Posted this on the Still thread so thought I'd chuck it on here, rough science based on the season so far.

Ask him how he comes up with his different tricks to beat his man (he is quality at making defenders look stupid) as I remember Ronaldinho used to find stuff on YouTube and practice it at training.

Just tell Vic that Lallana sent some Scouse criminals down to rob his house.

Have to say the only defectors I don't like are Lovren and Lallana for the way they went about forcing moves through. Lambert was a good deal for him so we said thanks for your service. Chambers/Shaw I think we quite happily made those moves given the money on offer.

Harry Kane is one of their own don't you know !