Convict Colony

I'm going to be at 4. I would of hoped to of knocked Wigan over yesterday if we had done all of our transfer business, but given that we still are "apparently" in for 4 more positions (Ram, Phillips, CB,LB) we can still mathematically could improve 35% of the team based on signings alone (if we played Jrod as CF its more like 45%) so i retain long term hope based on the assumption we get those A class players. I think to pursue and create long term value you need patience, have belief in what you are doing and set standards of excellence. Reacting to the short term events (I would taken 1pt after 4 games before the season started) and letting your emotional response drive you negates this and we become like every other knee jerk club, results matter in May not August. On another note the impact both Santi Carzola and Michu have made on their teams leaves me highly optimistic that a Ram or another could do the same for us, its just that as mentioned billions of times, JRod, Guly are playing in positions to which they are not suited at this level which inhibits the 4-3-3 framework as 2 of the forward 3 are out of position. You can make do in the championship but not with the big boys, I do hope Man City spank Liverpool who i think have similar problems to us and like us are bottom.

I lasted 10mins f****ng hell, by that I mean before I had to come back and check :-)

Right I give up, I can't deal with the hourly emotional roller coaster that has occurred since Friday (when i first checked), I need Bearsy and Tokyo Saint to write some witticisms in the Muppet Lounge and enable me to focus on the important things in life like bans, porn, mods and random birds that can be manipulated to cook for Bearsy.

Excited at not having to find a stream every weekend and now being able to see it on my 55 " tv in HD but disappointed at not being on the look out for bouncing jugs on the match thread.

Tokyo I haven't seen anyone out porn you yet I don't think the bear has it in him, your ways are too stealthy and I personally enjoy the "i didn't know angle" to avoid bans. You are my 2nd favourite poster behind the Bear young jedi.

Bearsy is the new statto, you are already the lady skewering king of SWF and now you are adding stats to your resume. Next trick will be to out porn Tokyo Saint.

Just cos we are putting up old school tunes this is my fav by a long way, wicked tunes, gold chains and hair all whilst looking tough in a playground. If we had Poke still I'd volunteer Gazzaniga having a song called "I ain't no poke"[video=youtube;2TN-kDEKxF0]

I had the misfortune of living in Australia when I joined but now I am living in District 9 aka Johannesburg I should be something more bad ass like "The Hijack Kid" or "Gunsforshowknivesforapro". Or I could just call myself Nelson or Simba but they dont sound cool, actually f*ck it I am gonna look into changing it to Rorkesdrift or Zulusr****.

How about Bearsy investigates the perfect woman shape ? I am talking breasticles and their perfect sizing combined with their butt size. There is an awesome example at my work as she looks like she could bounce right back up if she fell forwards or backwards. I would ask for a photo but I don't think she would appreciate me posting on of here here, needless to say I will try and do a sneaky.

I give up, 3 posts used.

My bad http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/9/5/1/49519/m/q/V/F/mqVF/jiggle_juggs.gif

Not seen some for a while on here and needed to get back to basics ahead of the match thread tomorrow. http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/9/5/1/49519/m/q/V/F/mqVF/jiggle_juggs.gif

Its on South African TV and its a Friday, surely we must win now given we've been **** every other time I have watched since I got here.

Happiness

Just cos.

I am the best follower of the match threads, where else will I see asian bus attendants, bouncing boobs and slutty nuns with the occasional goal chucked in. Awesome.

On the match thread that is

I'm just happy we stil have a season, I can guarantee every match i will see some bouncing knockers so that makes me very happy.

36 Currently living in District 9 aka Johannesburg via Singapore and Melbourne when i first joined the forum hence the name, originally from Hereford. First game I can't remember but my last was the 2-0 win over palace on boxing day.

Having moved to Aus, then Singapore and now Johannesburg I can confirm all this sh*t takes absolutley ages. Something's are easy and quick but all things government or shipping invariably can take a long time. Just to get my approved visa into my passport for South Africa took me a month of going to the embassy every other day to try and get them to move their arse faster. We scored 3 last time out so I don't think we should be too concerned if he misses the Leicester game, a happy Lee plays a lot better than an unhappy one.

Who can I sue for emotional distress and time wasting ?

Pregnant wife last time, now not so much, made me laugh about no brainer moving south

What is it with professional sportsman not wanting to move up north or down south. I've lived in a load of countries and I'm just a fan, people dont grow 2 heads when your 100 miles away from home. I am led to the conclusion these players are inept as human beings or their girlfriends who are holding the reins are. This is my number 1 bugbear with these numpties,fairplay to sharp but others !!!

Right or wrong these rhymes maybe but this one had me in stitches.

I'm doing this as well, never done it before but what time should I am to get there as have a few hours drive beforehand so was gonna aim for 11:00am, any idea's ?