Convict Colony

I am the best follower of the match threads, where else will I see asian bus attendants, bouncing boobs and slutty nuns with the occasional goal chucked in. Awesome.

On the match thread that is

I'm just happy we stil have a season, I can guarantee every match i will see some bouncing knockers so that makes me very happy.

36 Currently living in District 9 aka Johannesburg via Singapore and Melbourne when i first joined the forum hence the name, originally from Hereford. First game I can't remember but my last was the 2-0 win over palace on boxing day.

Having moved to Aus, then Singapore and now Johannesburg I can confirm all this sh*t takes absolutley ages. Something's are easy and quick but all things government or shipping invariably can take a long time. Just to get my approved visa into my passport for South Africa took me a month of going to the embassy every other day to try and get them to move their arse faster. We scored 3 last time out so I don't think we should be too concerned if he misses the Leicester game, a happy Lee plays a lot better than an unhappy one.

Who can I sue for emotional distress and time wasting ?

Pregnant wife last time, now not so much, made me laugh about no brainer moving south

What is it with professional sportsman not wanting to move up north or down south. I've lived in a load of countries and I'm just a fan, people dont grow 2 heads when your 100 miles away from home. I am led to the conclusion these players are inept as human beings or their girlfriends who are holding the reins are. This is my number 1 bugbear with these numpties,fairplay to sharp but others !!!

Right or wrong these rhymes maybe but this one had me in stitches.

I'm doing this as well, never done it before but what time should I am to get there as have a few hours drive beforehand so was gonna aim for 11:00am, any idea's ?

Gold, it needed airing early in the thread

hahahah gold

Awesome, reading this in a pool in Bali and is the best 2 posts I have read here.

I have followed him for a while now and he is pretty good and mentioned before NA was officially announced as our manager that saints were going to get a well thought of manager who would help bring success and was going places.

Doesn't really count but I have just come back from India, Nepal and Tibet and I was spending $20 sgd a minute at Everest Base Camp (Tibetan Side) following the updates of the management saga via this forum.

Sorry if posted elsewhere but just spotted this on twitter posted by the football agent bloke "it is my understanding NC will go young, English and with success on the CV already." @footballagent46

What points did we have last season at this time ? Surely we are 10pts better off already. I don't know if i am in a minority but I am willing to write off a couple of losses IF we get the right man in ! The enternal question is who is the right man ? Also why does everyone seem to use the guly signing as the straw that broke the camels back with ap, cortese strikes me as a man who establishes governance within a company prior to it becoming operational, so I wonder how many of our big signings were down to the committee rather than down to AP, I think ap gets the credit for the good and the committee for the bad. Currently in Delhi and haven't spent a day on the s**tter so there is proof miracles do happen and a saints win next week will occur.

As someone who has to use this forum to hear feedback from those who can attend c could someone summarise in crapness levels who is worst out of puncheon, hammond and spiderman so far this season, 1 being the worst, grassy a*se

Don't know if anyone else uses this but if the 1mil rumoured deal is true then according to this website we got a good deal if we buy him, a player on the price rise they reckon 2mil euro's is his value - http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/guilherme-raymundo-do-prado/leistungsdaten-detail/spieler_22801.html

Good thread have wife's mates coming over for dinner here in singers so i need to be able to see the game.

Ok to randomly add to this thread seeing as we will be having the same question about mystery buy's, does anyone know if they are any good, will they start or be back up this season until the end of the transfer window I thought I would so add to the stirring pot what will be the best formation (in your view to get the most out of the current players) and also most popular score this year ? Last year 3-1 was the king but looking at the competition (which i think is less than last year) can we expect more goalfest's ? or tight consistent mourinho-esq win's 2-0. I am going for 2 nil with from goal keeper to strikers (left to right), 1-4-1-3-2

Apparently Rennes have made a tentative offer for Papa - Source http://www.violanews.com/news.asp?idnew=59729

Singapore is home to brand football, everyone supports liverpool, chelsea, arsenal or man u. I gave up a long time ago trying to find a decent place for games, I am panicking for june as Singapore currently hasn't signed a deal for the World Cup rights, fifa want $100m from tiny singapore, its a fecking joke. Think a visit to phuket for the games, 1hr away on the plane.

We have ESPN in Singapore and its on at 8:30pm. The missus is out of the house so beer and curry prior before swearing for 90mins with more beer.

Have been there many a time due to a mate being a mad luton fan and any club that has the "Nick Owen Suite" as their premier area you know is rubbish. We spank em 4-0.