Convict Colony

I like the rumour but doubt its true, I prefer rumours like Martin O'neil is ****ging Fat Sam Allyardyce and Fergie is the Jimmy Saville of the lot thats why they are all so respectful to him. Also heard this crazy rumour Bearsy never hibernates and Tokyo's isn't in Tokyo's !!

Probably don't have enough posts to demonstrate my agenda as I have been a too lazy to register lurker up until 1 week ago but its as follows: 1) Club development - For the club to make a great leap forward and to attain long term value and success I love the new model we have set up. We could spend hours dissecting the actual model and value but all I have to say is thank you to Ajax and to a lesser extent Barca (who copied Ajax) for demonstrating its success and gives our club a philosophy and a focus it can adhere to and be proud of. I just hope we maintain it through success or short term failure, new owners or european success. 2) I'm an eternal optimist (european success comment above demonstrated that) and will also look for positives from defeat or club behaviour. I think in 5 yrs we will be stating how NC was the best thing to ever happen to us as a club, I think the past, current and future complaints from vendors, customers and "football people" are driven from him only accepting the very best and expecting the best for us, this as always does not win any friends. 3)As Tokyo knows from my recent comments about Marcela Biesla, I love the tactical formations both himself and his disciples Jorge Sampali and Pep Guardiola. 4)The Muppet Show, Bearsy and Tokyo rule and I've just researched Zombie defence techniques so I can comment on a thread today. Tip for the General Forum - Learn to Run.

You amateurs are behind the 8 ball, I have been following the steps in readiness for years now and have been training to run forever after reading the below advice. "What is the primary skill needed to survive a zombie invasion? An individual may practice superior marksmanship, wear the most fantastic home-built armor, and possess the best maps and equipment. However, if one can't run at least six miles without stopping, one is in a brief, flesh-rending world of hurt." http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/stayingalive Forrest Gump would survive so Tokyo's and Bearsy have a chance

This link will solve all the issues - Bond Girls Then v Now http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/bond_girls_then_now#tab=now_then

Jesus this forum is becoming full of softies thats 2 people who have said that today hahaha cheers

I was reply to this didn't quote and was too slow

Guly not on the bench !! NC must of let nige pick this team

What secrets does guly know about NC that he keeps getting a start ? Feel good about this today, its ****ing it down outside and I have a fully stocked fridge full of beer and its my birthday so if we win i expect the credit.

Hah thanks, that another viewer of my page

Johannesburg

I think I need to be a bit more outrageous I've got sod all people visiting my page, I would of thought after my clever post on tactics and putting up t*ts regularly I could get some more visits. Deppo, Gator This page has had 276 visits

I checked and it looks good, the rules state "Personal abuse and prejudice such as racism/homophobia will still be dealt with in the same way as it is elsewhere on the site, as will images or links to pornography.: So I needed to define what pornography is and from wiki: "Pornography is often distinguished from erotica, which consists in the portrayal of sexuality with high-art aspirations, focusing also on feelings and emotions, while pornography involves the depiction of acts in a sensational manner" So if you can get some arty topless shots it looks like your good to go.

As a man who has posted Kagawa's girlfriends **** vid and then pretend it was a mistake I wouldn't of thought you would be too worried.

What!!!!!!!!! I only became fully registered yesterday I can't be in trouble already, if I am is that a record ? Right I'm off to read the rules otherwise you lot are leading me into trouble.

There is some dodginess going on here, I got a wicked photo of scarletts bangers in their full glory but with nips covered but its not showing the pic. Check it out here http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/first-look-at-scarlett-johansson-in-the-avengers?utm_source=wahoha.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=wahoha

She has let herself go Scarlett

She looks like Zelda

Yeah good spot its the one on the left but came with the other picture, the birds name is Ashyirwa rai or something like that a well famous indian model actress type.

This just made me laugh

Erica Eleniak: Now chunked out

Ah Zelda she had that loose skin thing going on, sort of like she was really fat then got skinny but her face didn't catch up.

Right I've never heard of this bird but all the old tarts in my office were taking great joy in laughing at this *****r and to the bloke who married here, sucked in hahaha. Before Marriage: Getting all comfortable and a few vindaloo's in post marriage:

Tokyo's have you ever thought Skintsaint is actually a double agent and is trying to "turn" you into a grass so he doesn't have to come on here all the time as you will PM him when rules are broken. Hang about its just hit me Toyko's could be one of those Sleeper agents (like those Russian chicks in US) and now Skintsaint is "activating" him use the code words "Like snow ? ... I'm in" !!!!!!!

Being as this is work computer the best i could do was come up with a comparision photo and this lady is wearing a t-shirt so surely its ok (Mods please note I only paid my fiver yesterday and managed to post 30 posts of how much I love Marcelo Biesla so not sure what the rules for breasticles) The Danish bird I banged in Boracay for a few months was similar to the below, just bit smaller norks but same bod and face, see even let me bang her in broad daylight in the sea in front of hundreds of people, I could see all the dudes nodding their heads in a "job well done" manner. [/img] They have some decent chicks here as well and my fun fact for the day is that Cape Town has the highest % of Gay Men in South Africa, Why is this relevant ? They also have the highest % of Models in South Africa. Had to eliminate my photos of previous conquests as my bird wasnt impressed when she found em.

Can't I am afraid cos I am no longer in Convict Colony and on work computer. But I am now living in a place you maybe familiar with although I don't know where the spaceship is as it wasn't here when I got here