Convict Colony

It's bear season and I'm a redneck with a case of beer and a 12 gauge

Thinking about it he is gonna be unbearable (see what I did there) so I think we go into beat down mode if he hasn't got some interesting stories from his time staring into the abyss.

Too right I'm changing mine to a bear hunting sign.

Without being viewed as cynical on South African news they are saying she is taking the baby back as then she avoids prosecution in china as it was an "accident". If that is the case then china may well make wicked gadgets at cheap prices and make Karl pilkington dry gag but its a morally bankrupt country, reminds me of the 2 trucks who ran over the same 5 yr old in the street and people continued walking past the dead body for an hour or something (from memory).

Where is this dumb bear yo's ? I could of sworn Pyongyang Saint said he would be back on Thursday yo and in Saaafffff aaaaffrriikkaaa it's thurs now otherwise known as Phuza Thursday = get ****ed

Does this mean you are exercising cos you is really fat yo and have man boobs ?

Surely we do what we normally do and pretend he isn't there and ignore all his posts ?

hahahaha fairplay.

Don't suppose we can buy 14yr olds off AC Milan can we ?

West Ham are really going for a youth policy aren't they ! "Massimo Ambrosini has an offer from West Ham should he terminate his Milan love affair at the end of the season. According to Sport Mediaset, the 35-year-old could be set for a move to England if he isn’t offered a new 12-month deal at Milanello."

Based solely on what I have read here http://forzaitalianfootball.com/2013/05/is-it-time-for-roma-and-osvaldo-to-kiss-and-make-up/ I would prefer Lamela rather than Osvaldo. Plays right midfield/forward and is more of a team player. If anyone is really a bored a list of all the Argentineans who play in Serie A maybe useful.

Why do I get the feeling we have been posting longer about Bearsy's banning longer than he has actually been baned for ?

How do we get a email MP to talk to him about Cuadrado

Instead of Sinclair I am liking the look of Juan Cuadrado a Colombian who plays for Fiorentina on the right wing. 24yrs old, scores goals, great rating on http://www.whoscored.com/Players/44868 and transfermarkt lists him at 8million.

What !!! I thought he would be back this week, dat is bullpoo. He's gonna have a big head and small boner when he catches up on all these threads. We better put a plan in place to slate him when he comes back, something like "how much better was this place without Bearsy" or "So we are agreed Tokyo is the new boss of the Muppet Show".

Not that this ever had legs for us outside my brain I see once I posted the above Napoli have been rumoured to be eager to make a move for 14mil. "Napoli are close to signing Udinese's Mehdi Benatia with an offer of €13-15million (Alfredo Pedulla)" Transfer Central Twitter https://twitter.com/TransferNewsCen

hahaha saw this on not606 posted by Jose Fonte Baby - "For the record, I heard that we're after a big forward & winger, to be sponsored by a F1 team & have an Adidas kit." Needless to say everyone thought Ferrari as we wear red, funny how they missed Maurussia is also a red F1 team.

hahahahaha

Interesting to see the gulf in clubs within the league http://www.sussex.ac.uk/Users/iane/cannyclubs.php

Stoked and looking forward to the transfer gossip. Great effort by the lads and with some new additions we could be good for next season.

hahahahaha quality Pap good effort. I am looking forward when he is back to hear how Bearsy used his time while being on banned. Has he used it productively ? any more investigations in women's bedrooms, did he get that long coveted threesome, has the poo regime been affected and now due to stress occurs before 9:30 ? It should be interesting.

They got the last one right at 1-1 so I would like to believe this week's prediction which gives us a 3-1 win. http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/614134/Preview/England-Premier-League-2012-2013-Southampton-Stoke

Did he play when we got smashed by them in pre-season ?

Yeah saw that and immediately discounted it, seems highly unlikely but nice page filler for the journo

Mehdi Benatia - Udinese - Centre Back - 26yrs old on Transfermarkt for 11mill Euro's and 11th best player in Serie A this season according to Whoscored http://www.whoscored.com/Regions/108/Tournaments/5/Seasons/3512/Stages/6739/PlayerStatistics/Italy-Serie-A-2012-2013 Sounds intriguing - wants to come to English football and no where in the article does he say he wants to play for Man U. http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/mehdi-benatia-the-udinese-hard-man-who-wants-to-play-for-man-utd/