Convict Colony

Ok we are actually shit. Our play was comical up until the point that Leo went off then it was a farce. Armstrong/Archer bottled 3 chances Sub & Defenders comedy Still is bang in trouble, bang bang bang in trouble

folically challenged front 3 now

at this point just feed Leo. Let him cook

I'm gonna get a Brazilian wax at ht

finally what a goal

depends if you have it or don't have it 😂

I havent seen such conviction of us being shit since harrision reed was in our midfield v everton and we won 3 nil. Guranteed win today 1000%

I always think we will win, only part us playing I enjoy

nah more likely monkey dick scab flu, it's the saints way

I didn't know the bristol city manager was his koln manager last season (sacked with 2 games to go in 2nd place), saintsweb knows nothing 🤣 a snippet from the echo We had a transfer ban in Cologne so one of my duties was to take this young player and develop him, and we did it together in a really good way. "He is a player with outstanding transition power, he has pace, he smells moments and he is so young. He is a player with outstanding potential. "Of course, in Cologne he had big trust, rhythm and gametime. He is a very sensible player but he had someone next to him to give him freedom. "The quality at Southampton is an outstanding high level, and with the quality of guys like [Leo] Scienza, he will find big chances in this position. "But yes, I have a big trust in this player, he is a really interesting player with a high level of potential," concluded the Austrian boss.

Blackburn is where it clicks. you heard it here first. either the goals we score or the gun fired at still.

interesting but you'd assume something is wrong with them, broken or attitude etc, much like I think who is it bamford still unattached, obvs some long term issue.

can someone who plays FM26 post the ratings for our forward line, Armstrong, Archer and Downs am trying to see something here

This is a good point he doesnt look like he is busting a gut but maybe no matter how fast he runs he just is a dude who looks lazy. I do recall him making lots of runs in 1 game behind defenders for the ball to be played in behind but manning kept turning around and playing it back to CB's maybe he's thought why bother if no one is going to pass it lol

haven't read the thread soi won't apologies 🤣🤣 but Alfie said he's been trying to arrange a interview with spors this season and he has wanted to but it's not his decision but no. wonder who saying no ? rasmus ? vacuum man ?

someone who can hit a cows arse with a banjo, football skills do not matter

more people need to post like this boss, top info bro

Ive just remembered poch picks him for the us squad does that top trump a Norwich scout ?

Guys i've decided predicting scores is now beneath me. Elite predictors predict players and i am manifesting the shit out of this one. Damion Downs will score.

I wasnt trying to be harsh on stewart whove i actually liked but its a tad harsh on a 20yr old playing in a new country in a new shit team and is expected to hit the ground running. In the real world we would have a functioning striker and downs would be on bench and do cameos for 15-20mins as he learns, but alas this is not the saints way. I've realised i've become Downs champion tonight, fuck it i ride, he will score goals for us this season.

Guys i might be in the minority but still has us creating chances, apparently defending well according to the Xg table someone posted we should be 2nd. The issue is lack of finishing and personal mistakes.

no point discussing manager until we can stop personal mistakes and strikers who need the goalie to be elsewhere to score goals, otherwise its ground hog day

Missed it but i know jellert was a quad and 4-6 weeks, whats up with rostov ?

do the fans want us to keep archer on after his performance? Ross Stewart was a figure of fun for 2yrs and he's now the striker we apparently miss most.