Convict Colony

ok woken up, so fuck this noise we are gonna win. Tonda flukes a 2-0 while drafting in teletubbies to run the wings and Lilliputians to be our cbs. somehow it works

full respect to anyone going, I don't even want to turn on my TV to watch this.

wow just watched the video on the club with subtitles of course, burning a mill a month, outrageous and the level of ineptitude and possible dodgy dealings is outrageous.

didnt someone else want to pay that in the summer, was thinking of newcastle maybe.

the soup isnt good, isnt that clear enough 🤣 Though it sounds like someone has been living it up on the clubs dime

that wasn't the prose of my observation, it was Armstrong v Armstrong and his waning powers. I would also point out he's scored 1 pen but missed 2 this season.

I would say the Armstrong from 2yrs ago in our promotion season would of scored a lot more goals this season than the current version. I think he's on the dip and his loan at wba showed he's not this goal scoring messiah in the championship, he was, but he's not anymore. He has what 11 goals, I'd say he should be up nearer to 16/17 with some of the chances he's missed.

Honestly player announcement videos have jumped the shark. Stewart Taylor was the high point now its try hard bullshit since then, although i give a free pass to Neil Maupay and Sevilla today that was pretty funny

If we dont win marky you are 100% to blame.

wait are we calling them salary now ?

There was a XG of 0.69 you would say that

Put coal in a dutch mans arse and it will come out a diamond, they are so tight. They make the scots seem generous.

Ryan Manning - Pikey Wellington - Rubber Boot Manufacturer Tom Fellows - 90s Tribute Band Singer

sell him while his stock is high

Portsmouth, more possession, more shots and more shots on target and wait for it higher XG than our expensively assembled squad. This manager has now been found out, 3 draws, 2 losses and 1 Win in last 6.

absolutely no out ball so it's just us defending now, need Stewart on and fellows who can hold the ball.

are we allowed to pass to Leo ?

Bree straight in at RB i am a fan of, been playing well at charlton and is a proper championship defender so will get stuck in v these lot. Not sure what the hell is happening up top but i pray for stewart and fellows to come on.

hasnt been done this window so let me, I will get the goat striker Arthur Scargil

https://www.bundesliga.com/en/bundesliga/news/freiburg-maccabi-tel-aviv-live-europa-league-preview-manzambi-grifo-atubolu-35604

stupid question but are VA playing like us, slow possession, maybe 3 CBs or are they playing better football.

to be honest that quote doesn't even make sense. "The derby has evolved, players now know what it means to the fans" is he saying 10/20/30 yrs ago the players didn't register it was a massive game cos to be honest I'd say it was completely the opposite. "in pompey football is taken very seriously", well they were relegated from the epl 15yrs ago and been in L2/L1 and now back in championship. If that is taking football seriously then send your CV to sports republic. Only thing taken seriously in Portsmouth is benefits claims and Tesco meal deals.