Convict Colony

If we beat Boro over 2 legs the guys deserve a break and id suggest a nice couple of days golf at Rockliffe Hall. Also for the attention of Saints coaching staff - DJI Mavic 3 Pro flys above 400ft which is the height drones cannot be heard and are very hard to see (i would paint it sky blue to make it invisible) and films no issue in 4k and can fly for 50mins. Its better to pay the fine for flying in restricted airspace as a "analyst" than being caught by an opposition football club. I'm more disgusted we got caught, absolute amateur hour.

I think he did train but will be on the bench

even better I like that we do this shit cos I'm sure everyone else does

I don't think so, he was in plain site not on the training grounds and left when asked. Will be some not in the spirit bollox but he wasn't hiding and was on a different property.

https://archive.is/20260508182241/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/05/08/revealed-southampton-spying-mission-middlesbrough-efl/

apparently we have 14 days to respond to the efl complaint so I expect no update or comments from anyone until we've played both games.

Question i have how did they get a picture of our guy

Think we will take a draw or a narrow win but since I'm a famous oracle of results I will dig back into my tricks of old reliable gonna defo happen scorelines and say.. 2-0 saints

bro what I want to know more about is Atlantic Puffin and is he a player we should sign in the summer

ok but in terms of football he has been way above expectations and only had 3/4 weeks when he couldn't stop a fart and was probably player of the match v city

this is all setting up very nicely for Tom Fellows to score his first goal of the season with the winner in the playoff final.

Ally Mccoist raving about him and thought he should get man of the match.

yeah fellows has been utter shit which is weird cos he wasn't last season etc so not sure why he cuts in like arejn robben but shoots like Stevie wonder

Id like to see larin for stewart as he just seems to work more, be more physical etc

we looking sick and professional

Fellows to finally score, Larin and Leo also. 3-2 saints

I think Ipswich get final slot, millwall drop into playoffs on last week and are deflated and get knocked out by whoever is in 6th

Yeah the linesman was the keir starmer of linesmen, just incompetent and the amount of times people were onside.

Narcisstic injury

Thought we looked disjointed, charles had a bad game but he saved us a lot recently so balances out. Thought Azaz, Charles, Wood, Archer were off it. Better the team gets its head in the game now about being in the playoffs rather int he last week or 2 and being disappointed. Leciester will now have the best training ground in League 1, ballers.

Am only counting the league games This seasons 16 league game ppg = 2.62 v the 23/24 - 22 game one = 2.45 This year we have 13 wins and 3 draws v 16 wins and 6 draws in 23/24.

Had to switch off at HT and another win secured. My record of doing this so far has been leicester, arsenal and swansea. Rest assured if we are behind in the next games i will do the same

For me this is excellent news for you. The vast majority of Spors decisions have been extremely good for southampton, this has given him more credibility that anyone else in SR that he knows what he is doing hence Dragan giving him VAFC. The fact that Cestco has his trust, knows how he likes to work and already knows the french leagues i think will ensure a seamless transition and in time for summer rebuild. I expect with this direct link with Spors now being responsible the focus on improving performances at VAFC will be paramount. I think this could finally see some rapid progress for VAFC.