Convict Colony

Honestly we as a group have to appreciate how many boner jokes we've managed since aziz (sorry appy) was announced. The Spors effect.

This is now my thread

Hi Bamfords agent, thanks but no thanks

young players form oscillates a lot, takes a while to maintain a consistent performance

5 + 1 will get it done

Its the saintsweb way, seemingly buying every player in europe and we want another signing.

yeah happy re-judge the strikers based on them getting better service. Jesus just have wingers who beat the 1st man when crossing will be a game changer.

fuck it, a full brazlian

I really really want to post a picture of a full brazilian

Do you still believe in santa ?

Now this is a mother fucking transfer window.

I've got some magic beans to sell you.

the effort I go to

I no longer wish him well - confirmed by alfie "Matty fernandes travelled to West Ham without Southamptons permission yesterday. Club contacted West Ham, West Ham denied it, although saints had seen photos of him at the training ground."

anyone running an ins and outs net spend excel ? feel like a lot of the dibbling money is untouched if we put all these v Fernandes.

and some on here moaning Fernandes went for 37 + 5 + 15%

this is saintsweb

such is life but understand good for us and the club and he's been a model pro in his short time with us hope he does well.

you miss the point, no one was talking about wharton much before the signing and seemed low key buy, secondly palace spent 18m as u say in the premier league so not a lot of cash, i think this is more akin to what trousers was saying, good young players who can improve and potentially step up to the next level but premier league clubs wont take the risk.

good time to join them since they got pumped like bonnie blue last week but i would prefer to keep him he played really well last season in the championship

hahahahah bro didnt expect it from u 😉

just for u thats how i will spelll aziz for the rest of the season, im petty like that.

this dude is giving me Adamn Wharton vibes when palace picked him up from blackburn. Unhearlded and slightly underwhelming by posters but turns out to be a gem

pontificating on this, expect Aziz to be the 10 but if Fernandes goes would be great to have him with charles being the deep lying pirlo and having someone like spets as the full out attacking goal scorer. Massive reach i know but if we keep matty i'd have him and charles in CM in the 2 downes can take a break or maybe leave as based on the season so far he's been the weak link in CM.

Looks like a great buy, Grok says he can go on to be a top tier no.10, his current stats. Not worried about pace for a no.10, he's creating chances, the brummie tadic