hypochondriac

Where did I say it's a problem? Or something to poke fun at? You've just made that up in your head. I said it's the cause of his posting style. I'd suggest his irritating way he posts and tendency to take everything literally is a product of his condition. He'd do well to listen to loads of posters who have told him how annoying they find it and his pedantry and he'd probably have a better experience on here as a result.

Does anyone have the date of the last time Stewart was just a couple of weeks away? Might be worth starting a timeline with quotes.

I'd play him ahead of Smallbone or Aribo.

Disappointing that. A chance to bring in a player clearly better than we have who already knows the system and the club.

I'm not sure he's reliable given his injury record but I'd certainly be registering some interest in callum wilson. Maybe Chris wood too if Forest make another attacking signing.

He literally was/is a school teacher. He's also autistic which is obvious to anyone who interacts with him for more than 2 minutes.

Could be worse. I had a dream that Walcott wanted back in and we were considering it.

Right but given the short amount of time left in the window and the objective presumably of staying up this season, does anyone think a kwp sale now is going to improve our chances? I was resigned to losing him but it's now reached the point where we are really going to struggle to replace him and we should consider keeping him until at least January imo.

What's the point in banking the money now that many of the promising players have gone elsewhere and we haven't spent more than 18 million on one player this entire window. If it happens I'll start seriously considering the possibility that we aren't making any serious attempt to survive this year.

Losing kwp now we might as well pack up and go home.

Just the 8 stabbings in, total alongside numerous other offences. It sounds horrendous to be honest. It seems like the Notting Hill Carnival is basically an prgy of crime and an excuse for a significant number to just go out and commit loads of crimes. If it wasn't billed as diversity is our strength carnival etc you'd have to think it would have been banned a long time ago. It's not acceptable.

I know you never claimed it as fact. You're normally a realistic poster, you must see how deficient we are in certain areas of the squad and I don't think believe you think that's going to be solved by this striker?

I'm surprised you're still so upbeat considering you were tipping us for ramsdale and o'riley and we've got neither.

And I thought to myself he was just so dominant.

Interesting. Do you mean this new striker? Not sure why we'd be spending so much of a loan fee on him if that's the case.

Football Martin fella on YouTube saying some people from the club would be keen for a jwp return. I'd certainly consider it a positive move given our deficiencies in other areas.

Fuck me lads if this is our shining hope of an attacking signing for this season then we really are fucked before we've started. How is it we managed to sign a more promising forward on paper last season in the sodding championship? I'd genuinely rather have Adams still lining up for us. I'd take a punt on a youngster from one of the big boy's academies. If it's a finance issue then why did we spend so much on Fernandes if we had no cash? It feels a bit like we are just trying to get everything sorted for next seasons championship. Last week we had faints hopes of Ramsdale, O'riley and Clarke and this week it's back down to earth with a bump seemingly looking to sign the Brazilian Frank Spencer. It's the Southampton comedy show.

Oh yeah and the last time saints got relegated and anyone was a little bit critical with our signings you got derided by the same deluded lot who can't handle any sort or criticism. Of course everyone wants these signings to work out but stating the obvious that some of them don't seem great or not as good as we need is a perfectly reasonable thing to say.

Yep. It's why we are being all clever again and signing Carlos kickaballs from miles away.

It's Harry redknapp playing the kids in the cup all over again.

Trust saints to be interested in the only Brazilian with zero skill on the ball.

At least if we got jwp back we have someone with proven performance in the prem. Bijlow Suga Bednarek THB Kwp Downes JWP Fernandes Gives us more players I have some confidence can perform in the prem for a reasonable period of time. Still incredibly hard to stay up but would help us. I don't care if we have other worse players in positions he plays, I'd get him back for the prem experience alone.

Obviously I hope he's great but on the face of it this looks like a properly shit option. Hope that assessment is wrong.

This sounds exactly like the type of striker we would sign. Someone with potential who we can develop and who might be good next season after relegation. Basically not what we need for survival this year.