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Off the top of my head.... Fight Club is one; The Man With Two Brains; Trading Places; Oh Brother Where Art Thou; and any of the Monty Python films, although Life of Brian is my favourite!!

The remake of The Ladykillers was awful!! But then, how could they improve on perfection?!

What is the what - Dave Eggers

I had a CD a few years ago which I have lost. The only thing I remember about it was that it had an image of a Roland 303 on the cover, but it was bloody good. Can anyone help id what this might have been? It was proper hard core techno stuff.... Btw, this is a Roland 303

Two Fingers - Stunt Rhythms

South Africa hold diamond smuggler who swallowed 220 gems. There are always exceptions that test every rule, in this case you can polish a turd.

My Physics teacher used to say my understanding of forces was the worst he'd ever known. Personally I think he was pushing my leg.

Southampton born and bred but have been told I have a London accent. So, Ray Winstone it is!

It's now gone....

There are plenty of jobs that could be done in the local community that could be done by the long term unemployed rather than exploiting them to generate more profits for business. By using those able to work in the community the state benefits from state claimants and therefore gets a return on the benefit money it gives them.

Aitch. The 8th letter of the alphabet is pronounced aitch, not ****in' haitch. There, I've said it, it's out there now.

Took the wife to the doctors to sort out her Tourette's but it turns out she hasn't got it. Apparently I am a c*** and she does want me to f*** off!!

For sale.... £9950 ONO Eleven seater station wagon, first registered 2000, 84000 miles, manual gear box, metallic blue. A very tidy 11 seater station wagon used as a people carrier. Five forward facing seats with bench seats in the back for a further 6 people, all with lap or full seat belts; Centrally fitted locking cubby box; Dog guard; Alpine stereo; Sunroof; Chrome front A bar; Twin front spots; Alloy wheels (road wheels all fitted with Hankook Dynapro MT tyres, spare has a General Grabber); Factory fitted chequer plate wing tops and bottom door edges; Tow bar; Full history; Brand new MOT until June 2013, tax until end July 2012. Selling this because we just don't need it any more. Kids are flying the nest so we don't need it. Will get a 90 one day.... PM me for photos and more info...

Did you hear about the comedian using a tax haven in the Caribbean? Jimmy Carr? No, I think it was the Cayman Islands....

I came first in a recent porn audition. Turns out you're not supposed to....

Tonight, I am mostly listening to Django Django and the eponymously titled album, Django Django.

Just like to point out that I thought he had good vision and sprung the Cardiff offside trap a couple of times and got himself in acres of space and then had to wait for the rest of the team to catch up. I seem to remember another 'lightweight' that could do this; anyone else remember Eyal Berkovic?

PEDANT ALERT!!! He's Japanese....

Done it, repaired it and got it back on, but there is one nut at the top that is nearly hidden behind the inlet manifold. Absolute nightmare!! But thanks for the heads up on Junction 9, I'll keep him in mind if anything packs up!!!

Could they make it any more difficult to get off??!!!

Watersh1t Down

Kuti (sorry)

I'm fairly certain I saw him miss one once at the Dell. I was only a nipper so may be wrong....

Blatantly

Bass