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The Cock has a point - we should be beating everyone.

Old habits die hard.. get stuck in son!!

Horses cock.

Good effort. Grammar could do with some fine tuning though

I don't agree but you crack on

They dont get an Olympic Stadium next season either..

We've been getting good results but I think we will smash a team before the season ends - of our remaining games I'd love it, love it, if we smashed West Ham. Classless bunch of ignorant barrow boys. Olympic stadium for a Championship team would be so sweet.

Target is Champions League but we would learn a lot whilst winning the Europa Cup.

I'd have this nailed if I could see just a bit of the earlobe.

Who expected Jay to hit his straps at the start of the Premier League?

Turns out Phil Neville doesn’t have the worst first touch in his family.

Went on a date with a dolphin last night. It was great, we just clicked.

F**k me, his first miracle!! I wish I had the skillz to open a PayPal account without a bank account. THAT is why he is Pope and I'm writing on here.

I'd also get the landlord to check out why you are getting condensation in / on the window.

Trick question, unless Uzbekhistan is a new kingdom and not the republic with a similar name. Assuming it is a trick question, the answer has to be right. I had the sh*ts once.

Defending long ball is easier than defending big gaps between defence and midfield.

Hee Hee... Animals as left backs.... The only other animal to play at left back I could think of is Mark Dennis.

That's not what your missus says.

Sweet: Cherry Savoury: Horse Cock and Leek

Who can honestly say they've never eaten horse cock before?

Apparently she didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her, it was the Silence of the Limbs

No song needed we just want huge foam arms that make big Mo-Bots. Would be ****ing hilarious.

You be confusing it with tweat, silly pwick.

Sounds more like an extract from the memoirs of Dub_Phil.