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Target is Champions League but we would learn a lot whilst winning the Europa Cup.

I'd have this nailed if I could see just a bit of the earlobe.

Who expected Jay to hit his straps at the start of the Premier League?

Turns out Phil Neville doesn’t have the worst first touch in his family.

Went on a date with a dolphin last night. It was great, we just clicked.

F**k me, his first miracle!! I wish I had the skillz to open a PayPal account without a bank account. THAT is why he is Pope and I'm writing on here.

I'd also get the landlord to check out why you are getting condensation in / on the window.

Trick question, unless Uzbekhistan is a new kingdom and not the republic with a similar name. Assuming it is a trick question, the answer has to be right. I had the sh*ts once.

Defending long ball is easier than defending big gaps between defence and midfield.

Hee Hee... Animals as left backs.... The only other animal to play at left back I could think of is Mark Dennis.

That's not what your missus says.

Sweet: Cherry Savoury: Horse Cock and Leek

Who can honestly say they've never eaten horse cock before?

Apparently she didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her, it was the Silence of the Limbs

No song needed we just want huge foam arms that make big Mo-Bots. Would be ****ing hilarious.

You be confusing it with tweat, silly pwick.

Sounds more like an extract from the memoirs of Dub_Phil.

It was just a dream

You are correct, I feel so ashamed. Redemption will no doubt be mine with this beauty... What do you get if you cross a beatle with an aussie dog? Dingo Starr. I thank you!

Finally the bones of Richard III have been reassembled.... I love it when a Plantagent comes together.

So common, one could confuse you with an inhabitant of Portsmouth.

How come Joe the reggie user can post more than 3 times in a day? Oh, Joe, what's occurring? That is all, carry on with your banal mutterings and bating.

Lawrenson has just tweeted: @youkner: There is ner chance the lad Cortina will join Southampton, you kner. #nobchops

Calling Feltham rancid is being kind to the place. 2 thoughts spring to mind: - All 5 are in work today, the chances of all 5 staying at work for the duration of the rental agreement is a risk. Arrange a contingency plan and don't max out what you can afford for rent. - Wimbledon and Raynes Park are good offerings but if you want something a bit cheaper then go a bit further out to Kingston / Surbiton. I think Surbiton could be your best bet, depending on budget.

I just checked the Tesco burgers in my fridge.... and they're off!