the stain

You won't have a choice and you won't enjoy it the way I do it, post apocalypse style.

£17

Are you teaching him how to speak English with an Italian accent as well?

Id only be interested about how nervy you are if you are one of the back 4. Are you?

You definitely cant have everyone as captain, but I'm not sure about having no one as captain.

Yeah, fu ck off faraway saint. The only possible way you'll be satisfying any woman is if I decide to stick my cock so far up your ass that it comes out of your penis and I use that to pleasure the colehillsaints woman.

Why are you going for someone who is not the most reasonable choice? Id pick Gazza as I think it could give him a confidence boost and make a premier player out of him. It's worth a go IMO.

Sorry if people feel their time has been wasted by reading a repeat suggestion. I can't believe that people don't think that the misinformation plan is a good one. It'd be like having a twelf man.

Apologies if this has already been suggested, but I haven't read the whole thread. I have a good idea for the club. Every now and then the club should announce that a player is injured for a few weeks or a few months. Sometimes this can be genuine and sometimes it is made up. This means that the fans get to know about an injury and the opposition get fed misinformation. If the club came out and said Lallana is out for 2 months, the opposition would plan for this and our fans would be gutted, but then imagine the surprise we could spring on them if in the next game lallana is playing. We would have tricked the opposition and won the initial mind games, beaten them tactically and given the fans a right boost. The next time an injury is announced the opposition won't know whether this is a genuine injury or a hoax. If we mix it up then we can always keep the opposition confused and I think we could win more games.

I'll be masturbating your dead dog over those sun beds.

Excuse my ignorance, but how is everyone so sure that 0.5 = 1/2?

Half arsed gibberish and poor pictures. Clearly Spudguns heart isn't in this thread anymore.

Texting while driving? Disregard for the laws of the road run in the family.

I've never been able to log in as I don't know my username. I should find out.

I forgot about that. You're right, the deaths caused by "accidental" speeders and those not concentrating (can you hear yourself?) aren't that important. It's only the deliberate speeders who should be punished.

Clearly not, which is why I'm all for getting rid of all rules designed to keep us safe. Speed limits, food storage instructions anything. Get rid of he lot as they don't work and let people just sort it out themselves.

The much maligned health and safety inspector who's job it is to help reduce deaths in accidents. What bastards they really are! Going round, trying tostop needless deaths in accidents. How dare they. I say that we should remove all speed limits and rules and let people do as they wish.

I know he'll get away with it and that it's not the worlds biggest crime, but it highlights the way that society has changed so people are reluctant to take responsibility for their actions. I just hope he's had a scare and stops speeding before he kills someone.

That doesn't surprise me. You'd probably struggle to pay the fine after losing all your child benefit. Another example where you think you don't have to pay your own way.

You have committed a crime. Why are you trying to get out of it?

Funny how assumptions start getting passed off as fact though isn't it?

I think the phrase you're after is "I made it up".

All of these quotes are within the first 9 posts of this thread. Hypochondriac, why do you think you are able to dismiss the thread and speak for all fans. Why not just let people post what they would consider a successful season? As you can see from the responses, not everyone does go along with classing survival as success. Your initial responses don't even answer the question properly because mr x does not say "would staying up be a successful season", he asks "what would be a successful season to you". How about letting others have a say?

Are you personally guaranteeing that they will ALWAYS confirm the price?

It mainly saint_sinner who is giving him a tough time, dying he's "15" better than Silva. Give it up mate, it's been proven he's a lot better than that, so take your anti Punch agenda and do one, you mug.