the stain

Someone should tell Junction 9

But that's only 6 better. Why bring that up? Why are you so anti Punch?

Actually, I forgot the newsagent down the road.

Those things did happen. Maybe you should open your mind a little, or maybe someone or something has wiped your memories?

Where I live there aren't any shops where I can buy an English newspaper. That can't be right, can it?

If there was no moon landing there wouldn't be any star trek or star wars. Explain that.

Punch is 15 better than Silva.

This year will always be remembered as the year of the celebrity paedophile.

Two stand out memories for me: 1. The jubilee. What a great day, seeing the queen on a boat and people stood watching her, in the rain. 2. When lots of people on SWF started saying we should sack Adkins. The idiots.

Border Terrier? Oh, I didn't realise. Not my cup of tea, I'm afraid. I think I'll leave it and just kill the both of you.

That was quick. I can see you're not a considerate lover.

Anyway, you all seem to be missing the point. I'm not buggering the dog for fun. It's a message to colehillsaints. In fact, it's a message to everyone. And the message is this: You want to mess with me? You think you can hide your worldly goods from me? You think you can protect yourself? Well you can't. Because come the apocalypse I'm going to get nasty on your ass and your dogs ass too. Everything you have is mine, so hand it over and no one will get hurt, apart from your dog.

I am happy to bugger colehillsaints dog, but apocalypse or not, jillsaint is a step too far.

You won't last a minute in the apocalypse. I'm going to destroy you by raping to death the one thing you care about, meaning more food, water and fuel for me, and all you've got as a comeback is an empty thread about not sharing some corned beef? If I want your corned beef, I'll just take it. Just like I'll take your dog.

Reading player: "cor, you got a big dinkle"

http://www.gettyimages.ae/Search/Search.aspx?EventId=157749044&EditorialProduct=Sport Reading player : "You're not getting past! You might score a goal!!"

I've had practice. Not of the apocalypse, obviously.

One point off means he was still wrong. And besides, if you sat a maths exam and got the right answer but your working was all wrong, would you be deemed to be right or wrong? Haha! F you!

I'm going to find your dog and rape it to death, in front of you.

You were 40% off. That's quite a lot in my book. If I went into a shop and saw an item that was 40% off, I'd think "that's quite a lot off".

I have been told from a source very close to Adam that he is a medium sized drama queen. I'm surprised you haven't got a source, turkish, you're normally on the all about this sort of stuff.

I pity you.

So if we can pretty much guarantee that he's back for Fulham, what's all this guff from Adkins about assessing it after 24/48 hours?

I'd find all the people who have bits hanging off them and kill them, tear off the bits and keep them in a bag. Some of the bits I would eat later (leg, breast etc) and bits I would use for sexual gratification (penis mainly). I think I'd be quite happy.

I pity you if you think we can beat Sunderland at ome, who are third bottom. In fact, I pity you for all sorts of reasons, but this is just another one.