Big Bad Bob

Yeah, and now the result of no monopoly is we have to pay more to watch the same amount of sport that, previously, was covered by 1 subscription. As I won't move to BT broadband (they throttle at peak times and it's much, much more expensive than the Sky offering) I'm going to have to pay £15 more a month to watch the same amount of sport. Already lost Rugby Union and ESPN (FTA version), what next....

Sorry bletch, I was off data plan yesterday as I was in France for the day, no data roaming for me. I'm sorry about the extra F slip up too, but you got soo wound up by it I thought you were on blob so best to leave you alone for another couple of days.

Watching that makes me mushi atsui, well not that one but one of the linked ones afterwards.... [video=youtube_share;HC0sCWDEcM8]http://youtu.be/HC0sCWDEcM8

Having spent a little bit of time there (learning how to break a tree trunk in half) I only know the Okinawan dialect. To be honest I thought it was the sound he made when his f-i-l was soaping him off in the bath..

Ha ha nice once Tokes, get the muppets spending 10 mins in Google translate trying to work out what nonsense language you were using, not that I would fall for that, no way sir, no way..

pas de tout, elle est vraiment Anglaise

I speak and write English proper, like what the Queen does

You leave bletch alone, you is bully, you'll be lining him up against the wall next to 27% Sarb next....

Yeah, FFS, we don't need no grammer polise in TMS

I would have thought this SARB would be more suited to you Tokes, and more believable. If Unbelievable Jeff had chosen Believable Jeff for a username would he still be having this Inquisition?

Not B-tripz, sounds too much like the disease that killed off half the world in The Stand..I do have the pedigree to be called Triple-B (see what I did there?)

Nice or sign of a loose harlot I think I need more examples to make my mind up

Sorry, the excitement of being your BFFF got my typing hand all jittery and I appended an extra F. The pube partner in question was trained in the heimlich, unfortunately they were also a professional body builder and unaware of their own strength, the 5 cracked ribs and punctured lungs were a testament to that...

Whilst is has no nippleage or ga****e it might condemn you to a life of being seen as a dirty old man...

Thank you No 2, although beltchy's rabbits are a better fillip. I often wonder if I could get a grant into research into how women's gussets stay in place when they do splits/exercise.

Are you sure?? http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/swansea-city/news/vorm-no-complaints-over-red-card_115748.html Eric Cantona did the same kick and got an 8 month ban

Or just have some class full stop :- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tezk-XsLiNY

bearsy has one of those at least 50 times a day..

Man with huge whole in his head where he had a cancer removed, basically no eye, eye socket, chin or jawbone on the left side of his face...

Ah, I've always been a taker and not a giver in that department, nasty incident with a stray pube once. Hope this won't affect our new found BFFFFness. Oh, and Tokes is blubbing like a babe that you have him on ignore, he's threatening to get permaban by posting Ocotoporn is you don't unignore him...

You won't want to see Toke's posts (somehow one of his slipped past my impenetrable ignore shield), currently he has his avatar set to (what looks like) Liam Gallagher celebrating Citeh getting through to the next round of the Chumpions League -- And no disrespect, last time I got a virtual blowjob I was off for weeks...

Don't know bletchy mate, ever since we've become BFFFs I've not seen any other post anywhere on the forum at all, it's like I have everyone on ignore...

Someone needs to inform the Grantymegamod, perhaps we could sway Invisimod to move this pertinent thread to the MB

Again bletch, you're like the shining light that one should return to whilst having an out of body experience, however your friendship will not effect the bit in bold one iota. I fear I may be on more ignore lists than Turkish!

Well I'm not visiting you again, not after what happened last time, I've still got the rest of the ointment to use...