Big Bad Bob

No, but I wish my father-in-law had one, then I could tie his corpulent, incontinent body to it, put it in gear and hopefully never see him again...

You scored 23 out of a possible 60 Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise a false nine if one came up and shook you by the hand. You've got some work to do. Start off with a video of the 1991 European Cup final between Red Star Belgrade and Marseille and work from there. -- I watched that cup final with some French colleagues (I was working in France at the time) and if I never see it again it will be too soon

Who??

I bet you it's because, sometimes, it takes so long to post a post that the impatient feckers are hitting the submit button twice!!

Course they should be taxed, that'd get the lazy ****ers off of them. Anyone seen Wall-E, that's how we'll all end up unless they bring in Vehicle Excise Duty for them. -- Just a minute, I can cycle at over 4 miles an hour, does that mean I should pay VED too? FFS don't tell "Call me Dave"

This should belong in the Crap Joke Suppository thread but as it is on theme and suits Pap's needs :- "There is an Intelligent Man, Intelligent Woman and and Honest Politician sitting on a train, on those seat with a table. On the table is a £50 note. Train goes through a tunnel, lights go out, when it comes out of the tunnel the £50 note is gone. Who took it an why? -- -- Obviously the intelligent man as the other 2 don't exist"

There's no place in this world for misandry you know..

Luckily, when she's make up free, she'll only do doggy style

I saw an Ibis eat a live duckling in Brisbane Botanical Gardens..... Shittiest animal though has to be a skate.

Oi, have some respect, that's my wife your talking about...

Corrected it for you

Maternity has been kind on Kate's boobies, they were much smaller when she got them out in that French magazine

Don't know, try this

I would attempt more but I still have some sympathy for the big, hairy fella. Also my attempts at matching Sydney's flowery literary genius has left me depleted for the day. Off for a PS move session with my PS3 woman....

Pap is not a mod, and don't take his fiver whatever you do don't take his fiver....

Face it Bearsy, since your defecation to the MB you're no longer the attractive ursa that you used to be. Your TMS pheromones have been diluted and no longer have the requisite pulling potential

He has two partners, a real life female one that he wheels out for Coporate do's (and the such like) and his binary one that he masturbates off to. It is the f-i-l of the former that he bathes with whilst performing the latter..

http://i42.tinypic.com/2is8mmu.jpg Exactly, by diverting inivisimod off to "free" porn sites he will get stuck in an endless re-direct loop and will never return. Leaving us mod free...

Unfortunately we get infracted by invisimod is we publish links to porn sites. I suppose we could hide them behind tinyurl and then invismod would have to visit each link, after that he wouldn't have enough power left in his wrist to click the infract button. Try this one :- http://bit.ly/sbIqDW

If u ever got caught finger banging Louise wud you blame that on the dog aswell #AskHarry

#AskHarry is it true you once held up a McDonald's drive thru queue for 6 hours waiting for Jim White "who did more damage to the south coast, you or the Luftwaffe?" #askharry

You can't be Toke's kindred half brother until you have shared a bath with him and his father-in-law...

I think any of the 3 ladies from the bottom right would get it. At my age only one at a time though.... Oh, and I is IT...

Doesn't he do Daybreak??

Having a services background (my dad) I always associate Annual Leave with the services so won't use it.