Big Bad Bob

If you look at his profile he's online right now...

I think someone left the Ekelund window open and he threw himself out of it!

Nowhere in that diatribe does it say you actually buy them! Don't you normally get your clothes from the seconds bin at Primark?

Bearsy is such a price pikey that he ordered the book of off Amazon but got it on super saver delivery....

No, you start school when you're 4 unless your birthday happens to be in the first couple of days of September and then you'll probably be 5. You can leave school at 15 too, if you're birthday's in July or August. Either way JBS' memory is failing him, however he is more likely to be John Grandad Saint

why ? looks like it should be 1 to me but perhaps this is a new system used to calculate state benefits or something like that. 6/2(1+2) is the same as 6/2*(1+2) So, according to BODMAS/BIDMAS/PEMDAS, do the brackets/parentheses first :- 6/2*3 In BODMAS/BIDMAS/PEMDAS Division and Multiplication have the same precedence so you work from left to right, in plain English this becomes 6 divided by 2 multiplied by 3 which is 9!! Seemples

Year 4 is 8-9 year olds. And the answer is 9

So Wayne Rooney tweeted a photo of the nasty gash he got in his head.. At first I thought it was a photo of a ****.. And I was right.

Often I'll look at an epileptic girl and think to myself Fit!

This and don't broadcast your SSID either. I believe that on the HomeHub you can also create a virtual network for WEP that runs alongside the WPA2 network. Not that that would help really..

But you is a Price Pikey, you even nicked your mate's wallet the other night and used the proceeds to pay for beer. What's worse is you callously stitched some bird up, I bet you used your ill-gotten proceeds to bet her she wouldn't get all touchy feely with your mate in the first place, then when he proceeds to accuse her you slink into the toilets and hide the evidence. Cruel Bearclarksy, very cruel

My favourite site for obtaining movies has just added Sharknado in all it's 1080p glory, I might have to download it Meanwhile a search of IMDB has show that Sharknado 2 is in the offing...

tis true

I think we're all suffering from some , please note that the linked video is NSFW, just in case you is blind it's NSFW, don't open it if you want to keep your job/marriage (Spudgun!!)

http://holykaw.alltop.com/25-celebrities-back-in-the-good-old-days The first image (which I'm not going to link to as it's NSFHBM) is for Bearclarksy because we know he likes that sort of thing... The final image (replicated here) is for all hot blooded males

This is going to rival Bearsy's new novel, esp when the maths teachers get involved

http://www.givemesport.com/375783-arsenals-deadline-day-bid-for-southampton-star-rejected

Are you going to have graphic sex scenes in this masterpiece, that's got to be there just to get the *****es hot for more. Anyways, if you do, the blokes have got to be given her anal all the time, girls these days seem to think that that is alright but it's a bit gay actually. I digress, this constant anal would be hinting that they is really gay and maybe they is trying the straight life for a while with an average bird. They don't hit on the good lookers because they generally look after their snatches so why would you be going around to the other entrance and the ugly birds just don't bother with matters tonsorial downstairs so you wouldn't want to go anywhere near there lady parts. I digress, got to have lots of sex scenes and oral.

+1 for the non-name pointing. Made I larf and I am well in to my second childhood...

Was she enjoying it? (note I have no idea who Sperrings is and is assuming she is a bint!!)

Oh no, another one for the bloated complacent dullards to masturbate over whist she's doesn't even care they exist. Is sad the amount of mugs on here that get themselves at it over a professional athletes bird, a woman that whilst generally being no better than average with a good body and a good make up artist most significantly doesn't know or care you are even alive and if she did know you would undoubtedly think you are a vile letch anyway.

mmm, wish I played beach football (to any sort of standard)

You need to be on this thread my friend (on being the operative word)

Sean McNally ‏@Sean_McNally00713h This ones for the deluded skates, The difference between @SouthamptonFC and @officialpompey #SaintsFC #Pompey pic.twitter.com/li29HZQCP7 [*]Daryl ☪ ‏@DarylPuttock50m @sean_mcnally007 @officialpompey @southamptonfc we sold out that whole stand at Wigan 2 years on the trot, you didn't even sell out #deluded