Big Bad Bob

Spudders would never try and lure you into anything, he's harmless, like the local village idiot. Anyway if he does frighten you just carry this anti-spudders device around, it's guaranteed to ward him off... or if you prefer something a bit less conspicuous

No, no baths with Tokes and his in-law or my in-law either before you ask.. I used to love a big fat bratwurst but I just can't take them now... Exactly, now I'm going to have to run into a dark room and hide for the rest of the day..

Play golf (badly), talk obsessively about golfers and their fittehs, talk obsessively about getting drunk in a dry country, insult BBB's sausagephobia..

She can't have me on ignore, I'm only 5th on the list of Forum Idiots....

I haven't touched a sausage since the castration episode on Game of Thrones...

Upload it to tinypic.com and it'll host it for you and even give you the URL to post here

..and I thought you were talking about the purple jackets that bell hops wear in hotels....

Agree, it's like that goal that Fulham player scored last week or even the Crouchy goal a couple of seasons ago, they'll never score the like again

Or astoundingly lucky, how many has he scored like that since....

She certainly looks better now than she did 5 years ago.....

I think it's supposed to represent what the suicide bombers say when they blow themselves up "Allah Akhbar". However the racist undertones that it is only Muslims that are suicide bombers...................... Took me a while to get it too...

FFS

WTF, the gif don't appear in your post but it does if I quote it!!!!!

Top right is fake

How coincidental is it that Jack Nicholson has the biggest bukkake face ever at the end of that clip

When I was younger and fit enough to play park football the favourite phrase of the ageing centre back in the team was "If in doubt kick it out"

I'm pretty sure it was an inflatable Catwoman doll, I doubt if it was anything like this

OMG, that's almost disgusting, depends on how old was mum of bully and was she wrinkly? If she was some fitteh GMILF then that's OK, don't want any of those that advertise on redtube though

Do we get the keys to the drugs cabinet?

Aw bletch, that's a simple answer, we all know it's Granty that should be banned...

Don't be daft, the stands won't be able to support the weight of the CRTs and the fans...

And for people who wear rainbow laces, apparently..

You scored 17 out of a possible 60 Well, this is rather troubling. You've got some serious work to do. YOU COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM FOOTBALL HIPSTERDOM! You think Messi is better than Xavi, couldn't care less how you pronounce Henrikh Mkhitaryan, and probably want your team to play "with a big man up top" and "stick it in the mixer" when they're 1-0 down with a minute to go. You neanderthal, you.

I think if you want to be a wanky, pretentious, neo-modern football fan then a higher score is better...

Wanna swap, although I am not going to have baths with him...