Big Bad Bob

Oi, you can't accuse me of plagiarism and get away with it, I demand satisfaction sirrah. I quoted the KOMBF's post verbatim from a MB thread, just didn't attribute the quote to him. And leave Bearsy alone, he's cute and cuddly

Had half the lawn artificialised as that bit always turns to mud as soon as we get a drop of rain, drains really quickly and is a great area for the kids to play in. Got myself a garden rake for the rest of the lawn, that works really well in getting rid of the crap that would grow there otherwise

What about the pounds, have they been repaid too??

I may have borrowed it from our favourite MB poser...

Having watched the Women's Ashes last night #rise, I give you :- Sarah Taylor Sadly my work limited google search reveals no bikini or lingerie shots....

How come catholic priests aren't allowed to marry, but they are allowed to have kids?

Is there nothing that he won't get blamed for, I suppose he was on the grassy knoll too... Oh and to the OP :-

You were told a porky then, this from 15m agos (10:50 am) :- Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC14m You will also be able to buy tickets for tonight's game at @bfc_official at Oakwell's ticket office. Kick off is at 7.45pm. #saintsfc Expand Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC17m Tickets for tonight's #CapitalOneCup game at @bfc_official remain on sale at St Mary's until midday today. #saintsfc

Rooney was awesome last night whilst Wellback showed why he shouldn't be anywhere near the England squad, no composure in front of goal at all... I am hoping that the good stories and comments about Rickie from the last international meant that he fitted in with the squad and that would be a plus for him

I was wearing my replica shirts proudly every day recently in Crete, took 6 over with me, but not the new one....last years yes

Some chap called feenix said :- Quality

Thought betting was illegal in the states??

For AOC read Skacel and Rasiak in our Division 2 seasons Didn't we not play them because it would have triggered bonus payments to the clubs we bought them off??

Going slightly OT but how many peeps have a Sky Sport subscription solely for the football? I know I don't, I've often thought of getting rid of Sports and streaming stuff I watch but there's too many "fringe" sports that I enjoy that I won't be able to stream *AND* I won't be able to channel hop to keep up to speed with live cricket/golf/tennis/rugby league. The £75 to be able to stream the matches is good, but as the missus works Saturdays and we have kids I can't sit in front of my computer at 1500 and watch the game so it's not for me. I won't pay £15 for BT on Sky, I would rather wait until my Sky Fibre is up and switch to BT and get it for free. Back On Topic I know it's a trite line but in Cortese I trust, with the financial side at least....

My missus got first prize for the 'most unusual pubic hair' at our local nudist club. She won it, fair and square.

I'm not disagreeing but aren't most (non-injury) subs on or around the 70 min mark anyway?

on my lordy lord...

Pah, I'd just use the tradesman entrance and pretend her ball sack is her mons veneris. I would avoid a reach around though

ssh, don't tell the missus

You remember the "Would or Wouldn't" thread, she has always been a wood for me

For mine signing Scott Sinclair, on his current form, would always make me reach for the viagra...

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC58s Osvaldo: "The season-and-a-half that I shared with Mauricio was my best as a footballer. I did well playing under him." #saintsfc Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC1m Osvaldo: "I want to repeat – and improve on – that performance. I can't wait to start." #saintsfc

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC1m Osvaldo: "If there was a game tomorrow, I'd be thrilled to play in it. Alas, there isn't!" #saintsfc Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC40s Osvaldo: "I don't really like to talk about myself. I'd rather show what I can do on the pitch." #saintsfc

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC40s Osvaldo: "I've always been a massive fan of the #BPL, even when I was in Spain. [Here] they respect and admire players." #saintsfc Obviously not been in front of the Northam when Guly's been on the pitch