Big Bad Bob

In reply to interest shown by Spuds :- Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC8s Osvaldo: "It was a dream to sign for #SaintsFC and I'm very pleased to be here. Now I want to focus on the present and future."

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC2m Osvaldo: "I wanted to play in the #BPL. I've been dreaming of that, and I've made that dream come true." #saintsfc Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC54s Osvaldo: "It's great to work with Mauricio. He's a motivator. It feels great to be with someone who fully appreciates how I work." #saintsfc

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC1m Osvaldo: "#SaintsFC is the club that showed the most interest in me. I know Mauricio Pochettino and how he works." #saintsfc

Bint asking question :- Firstly, Why Southampton? PDO :- Turks was right, it was was solely for the money, **** you all I'm rich beyond my dreams

They could always stick a + sign between the two 1s and give it to a right back...

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?46290-LIVE-Osvaldo-s-presentation&p=1763492#post1763492

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC1m Welcome to our new number 17! @danistone25 #WelcomeOsvaldo #saintsfc https://vine.co/v/hOdh1WT36Up

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC1m Watch @danistone25's presentation press conference live from around 2.45pm BST: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrTxz2CJiK4 … #WelcomeOsvaldo #saintsfc

His Holiness :- I always wanted an Eterna watch, now if I misdirect him like this.......

Suppose we could slap in a cheeky bid for Baines, that'd piss Moyes off

Might slap the spare £12m I have lying around on that...

I see that this did the biz

"Pull yourself together!" is never the most caring advice you can give. Unless it's to sexually frustrated conjoined twins.

As it's being paid for by the £50m he's made from Osvaldo going to Spurs I should imagine it was one hell of a bash, think My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding but with deep fried Mars bars...

Don't, I'm welling up :'(

^ Yarisley Silva ^

OMG I have just left a sticky mess in my pants

Poor Spudders always the bridesmaid, never the bride This is picture from wedding, Spudders on left, Glasgay is holding the book

I think a psychologist would call it an inferiority complex

Basingstoke used to be by the sea but the sea found it so boring it moved away..

Literary Interest ‏@InterestingLit1m ‘There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself “Does trousers matter?”’ ‘The mood will pass, sir.’ – P. G. Wodehouse

Because Sinclair would be wanting to prove a point to Pelligrini whereas Falcao would only be here for tax reasons..