Big Bad Bob

What do we really know? NC has resigned, apart from that we know NOTHING

the landlord of my local is a grumpy bar steward

In the pub name Coach and Horses, there is a space between Coach and and and and and Horses!

Why, what's he done wrong?

My mate's mum was born in Italy, Genoa. No I don't

Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 15m FOOTBALL:Saints chairman Cortese has resigned because he's gonna end up kicking the **** out of the owners if he puts up with any more ****

Never really got into Oasis!

Ah leave them alone, they're enjoying themselves.

I was going to say, just look in Poole Harbour he probably owns one (or two) of those that are moored there. I'll pop down tonight and take a few photos shall I?

Yeah but surely if they're looking to buy a football club they'd buy one local to their company, step forward Poole Town, ready made for promotion through the football pyramid to become the next major football force on the South Coast!!

Sunseeker is now owned by a Chinese company (Dalian Wanda Group) bought them out last year from a Irish private equity firm who got it in 2010 I believe

Are you sure we haven't got all our wires crossed? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25741182 [h=1]Hull City: Assem Allam's threat to quit the club angers fans' group[/h] Hull City chairman Assem Allam has been accused of showing a "lack of respect" after threatening to quit his role if he cannot change the club's name. Allam, 74, says he will leave "within 24 hours" if his application to alter the name to Hull Tigers is not backed.

Painters and decorators in Liverpool playing at home

And I suppose my father's long-lost brother was called Jimmy!! In this instance, no..

notnowcato

RIP @masterbates, we miss him

What a wonderful idea, I'd never really thought to bounce their sarcasm back to them...

Man walks into a Scottish butchers and points to some meat "Is that your Ayrshire bacon?" "Nae laddy, I'm just warming my hands by the fire."

I didn't learn the second one at a young age during a bath time spent in the company of a distant uncle!! Anyhoo it's a female euphemism...

Hand Shandy Tickle the man in the boat

FFS Pap why do you think that Colin is also known as the man with the most unfortunate anagram in football!! You obviously superior intellect must be slipping or you've been hiding under a Mersey rock for ages? I can't believe il Duce would sack someone for just farting either, I wonder if he farted whilst il Duce was going for a reach around and it put him right off!!

I clearly said a mate not "someone I know" or "a friend"

I had a mate who confessed that halfway through ****ging his bird he felt himself about to shoot, so he excused himself saying he needed to pee, finished off in the toilet and then went back to his missus to finish the job off. Apparently she was quite pleased with his duration. He became known as Anon 'both barrels' Ymous..

Eats shoots and leaves