Big Bad Bob

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews 2m FA confirm Danny Rose's appeal against his red card has been successful. #THFC

Well, that's the way it's going to be so you can worry that we're all going to get hit by a meteorite tomorrow or get on with it..........I know what I'm doing. Our record in expensive "marquee" signings hasn't been that fantastic, why does everyone want us to rush out and try it again at short notice??

Mark Bridge ‏@Bridgey1982 5m Hearing reports that #Arsenal have enquired about the services of #Lovren from #saintsfc #deadlineday Love the avatar

Palace or Fulham or Cardiff or Swansea

We have, he's called Sam Gallagher

Of your many mad conspiracy theories this is one of the most coherent. However rumours started circulating of Ramirez back to Spain/Italy a couple of months after he moved here, nothing happened.

No.

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews 5m Sky Sources: Unnamed Premier League club make bid for Norwich midfielder Wes Hoolahan. #SkyDeadlineDay

Dell Days

Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach 4m Still hearing there will be no incomings at #SaintsFC today. The last January addition was Vegard Forren. That went well...

BMT (Subway, on Italian Herbs and Cheese)

Top left wisdom tooth. Big pussy abscess. No video but it was sort of like this But quicker and more explosive, imagine popping a big zit but in your mouth

Mr blobby

Coward

Bearsy

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I had an abscess t'other day and it was killing and big. I kept pushing and prodding it with my finger and it suddenly popped, I could hear the popping noise and feel the push shot out from it. It may sound gross but I can promise you it was sweet relief...

Reports coming in that Osvaldo has failed his medical at Juve after punching the treadmill for beeping at him. #SaintsFC

Quoting people who are on ignore to annoy people who have them on ignore

left

**** I share a surname with someone from Pompey!!

time

drugs (as in what btt is apparently on)

cocksucker

because that's all Katharina can find hidden down the back of the sofa!!