Big Bad Bob

crap Sorry bletch couldn't work out if the ****s were ****, **** or ****

Blair P.S. **** you Bearsy, take your stinking Victorian Union and stick it where the sun don't shine (that'd be your dogging meeting)

Ah yes, the straw that broke Il Duce's back

Along with Aaron Martin and Billy Sharp and Lee Barnard.....

Yes, that's what worries me too, if he plays, being his début, he is bound to be made to look good by our, sometimes, comedic defending...

the levels of the understanding of humour beggar belief sometimes

Come on then Bearsy, put your keyboard where your mouth is and start your own "Hilarious Fun with ....." thread.

Ritchie

Fulham Football Club ‏@FulhamFC 7m #FFC would like to welcome William Kvist to the Club, with the midfielder joining on loan. http://ow.ly/t6xzz pic.twitter.com/xWp9aKTV4I FFS every club is doing business in this window, if we don't get someone in soon we'll rapidly start losing ground (goes upstairs to place rope and chair in position!!)

ladbrokes (I wanted to reply 'muff' to notnowcato but I was too late)

I think the first 3 words of that tweet is all he needed to say....

He's French, if he was going anywhere it would be to Newcastle!!

Jumper

Peter Crouch to get through that door!!

I reported every single one of his posts but the mods saw fit to do nothing about it.

Just testing the waters, is it only human corpses that float your boat or would any big animal do? You sick pervert!

Thanks for the backing up Tokes, is most appreciated....

Yes, Barnet survived with 46 points, they would still have survived if they had got 45 points as that is still one more than Hereford got. All you need to do to survive is have 1 more point than the team 2nd from bottom. The points for 3rd from bottom is irrelevant...

One of our pet rabbits died recently, would that be any good for you, I'd have to dig it out of the ground though..

A weeks notice of a fresh corpse or so that the corpse is one week old and past the rigor mortis stage and a bit more flexible?

I'm looking for Muppet Show copyright infringement. When I sees it I laughs at them for their ignorance I've already, today, humiliated Window Cleaner publicly for his French sense of humour (he does work in France doesn't he???)

Fairysnuff

Exactlement

Nah, I'm trying to get my wife a ****. She said I can only **** one of my numerous hot girlfriends if she gets to **** someone else.

Look at his post Arse interview and tell me he doesn't look more relaxed and happy than he did a couple of weeks ago!!!