Big Bad Bob

Whoosh moment for you there WC You have been mixing with the French sense of humour too long methinks.

What was wrong with Ohio Saint's post??

Ings has scored 16 of his 22 goals for Burnley in the last 25 games, good return but it's very one seasonist. Look what happened with Andy Carrol. Are there any one season wonders that have made it in the premiership, Dean Ashton? That Preston bloke who played for Pompey??

Where do you live?? Address, post code??

He is unemployed high power financial advisor, don't think he can afford many baby sitters. He could, however, get MILF babysitters and pay them in kind. There's all sorts of advert for women like that on redtube.

I too say hello to Magpies and all the plates in the cupboard have to be in size order

It's not OCD, it *CDO*

Actually I have heard that the family originated from a 21st centruy inventor of a one shot time machine who was very much into a certain young, male pop star! Unfortunately his machine threw him back in time 200 years, when he got out of his time travel device he was quoted as saying, I'm Fritz, A Belieber. The locals misheard what he said due to his strong West Country accent so he became known as Abie Liebherr. Documents are rumoured to have been passed down the family line foretelling of the buying of SFC by one of his descendants/forefathers but this has not been on Twitter so can't be confirmed.

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I'm still here, in between working for a living as a well paid, highly skilled DBA and checking the transfer rumours on the main board.

Speels proper!! FFS Bear pull it together The few shots I saw of her on my stream she looked like she was in the arctic or something

No, you only have to beat the points of the 2nd bottom team to be safe. What the 3rd bottom teams got in previous seasons is irrelevant. The average for the 2nd bottom team over the last 5 seasons is about 46 so they need to get 47 points to be safe..

OK, so they change the format of the show and have upskirt highlights of Vordaman/Riley for 2m45s, then they switch to 5 min highlights of Anne Widecombe from Strictly/MP Penny from Splash/Anne Robinson from the Weakest Link to cool you down, ad 2 mins adverts and then back to the Vordaman/Riley Crack fest.

I do the same, except I choose not to watch either of them, I go and do something less boring instead..

Nah, that's Costa, Winchester....

redtube has lots of stories of 40 something blokes having relationship with hot, nearly 40 year old, sex addict mother and their big boobed, young but legal daughter(s).

I have just been sick in my mouth a little

Lens flare, lens flare, lens flare. Apart from the reworking of the Star Trek universe I quite enjoyed the 2 films but, to be honest, anyone who is working on the new Star Wars movies is on a hiding to nothing.

Don't hold it back pap, say what you mean..

Fringe?

Riiight, you have no idea of the demographics of Bournemouth do you? As for the rivalry. I was out in Bournemouth just before Christmas and had a Saints jacket on. In the Mary Shelley and a mate was talking to some kids (20 years at most) and one of them saw my Saints jacket so proceeded to say "You're brave wearing that around here aren't you, Scummer!" I'm afraid I laughed in his face and walked away laughing..

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC Read the product description then the reviews....

The date on that jpg on my PC is 9th Sept 2013, there was also a Daily Fail article about it on the 7th Sept so I guess things could have moved since then. Surely, though, if they'd paid anyone off then the biggest and bestest™® football club in the land would be shouting it from the rooftops?