Big Bad Bob

I knew the baby's arm one, but without the jaffa orange though! Surely that would indicate some sort of nasty STI, a big orange bulbous head!!

The trophy or the bird (who I am sure only DP could name)

Eurocrats, give them 25.4mm and they'll take 1.6 KM

Feck me, did they only really cost 4p No biscuit inside though so I'm going severely OT

Oi, leave Asimov out of it, he had nothing to do with the chocolate level of Club biscuits or Wagon Wheels for that matter. If you wanna blame anyone blame Will Smith for frigging the story around...

Oh do stop droning on about Amazon deliveries, it just won't fly

yes, but this is my point, brownfields aside, would you want a Poundbury (for example) and all the infrastructure that that entails built in the middle of the Yorkshire Moors??

Surely there has got to be a limit that the country itself can sustain i.e. power needs, road needs, waste disposal needs, I would have thought that we are near that now!

Yeah but where is this land that we are going to build all these wonderful new houses on? Do we suddenly use and lose the green belt, loads of land in the New Forest or Dartmoor! Will the UK end up like Trantor covered in steel??

In one of his answers he confirmed that he was "lucky" that his wife and husband (despite him now saying he is monogamous) were both loose enough to have both barrels in at the same time!

Just one thing to think off, they is all Virgins in Islam Heaven! So you have an eternity of pooh channel usage, hand jobs, tit wanks or BJs to look forward too!!

isn't that's what lickle Baby Jesus' dad invented the back entrance for, Double Dick Dude and rag week?

That, rb, has to be the funniest of your many funny posts..

Basically she went and bought 4,000 odd iPads to give to people so that she could get more money off of other people. Ponzi scheme?? However, if that figure is right she would have had to have had over 1520 people give her £100 for an iPad just to cover that batch. So only 1 in 4 people would have got their goods. Wow

Just for you kp...

He looks like he's squatting down to have a poo

I said it last night and I'll say it again, if that goal gets given to Lampard then it is a joke.

Worked last night

Harry Haskett ‏@HarryHaskettPFC14h Maybe we need more pitch invaders at Fratton Park to improve the ever dying atmosphere? Surely not, I thought they had the (10th) bestest fans and bestest atmosphere in the world ever

So, where does Btripz come into this then?? Miserable fuckers the lot of you...

Ummm, if I remember rightly, and I'm probably not, that was David Bull not FF

I like tit's

Can I join??

Sorry, I just clicked on 'accept terms and conditions' without really reading them. I promise not to talk about mole, sorry, weasel club

You remind me of that Skate idiot at SMS the other night, offering people out when you know there is no chance of it happening. All gas and air