I have just received this in an e-mail and it made me laugh (again0 but then the old ones are the best!!!
A new Primary Teacher at a school near Fratton Park explains to her class that she is an ardent Pompey fan.
She asks her kids to raise their hands if they too are Pompey fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Pompey fan' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked 'Well, if you are not a Pompey fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Saints fan and proud of it' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you a Saints fan?'
'Because my mum is a Saints fan and my dad is a Saints fan, so I'm a Saints fan too!'
'Well' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone 'that is no reason for you to be a Saints fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your
mum was a prostitute and your dad was an out-of-work drug addict, what would you be then?'
Mary smiled, 'Then I'd be a Pompey fan!'