PaulSaint

I've decided, as someone who lives nearer Soton but works in Pompey its gotta be the Fratton Park Humiliation!

Nice one, all dress as Arabs & hold a sign saying: "Can you lend me £1.50 for a coffee? Club & 12 creditors to support"

All great but we need a really simple one, easy for us all to remember and sing en masse: Whats that coming over the hill, is it a Bailiff, is it a Bailiff!

According to todays paper, Norwich could be in admin by then? Didnt see that one coming!

A 3 - 1 victory against Leeds in the JPT Final? A guaranteed 5th place finish? We beat Pompey 5 -1 at FP after a 2-2 draw at St Marys? :tfrag: Eek, I can decide!!!

SFC -JPTF PFC - RIP or Saints looking forward to appearance at the New Wembley Skates looking forward to appearance at the Old Bailey

They are the "Lady Soveriegn" of the football world, problem is they evicted her yesterday.

Just brilliant, both of them, funniest footie humour for years! What software did you use for these?

Mark Jacob is a solicitor, he is effectively a professional liar. I reckon this statement was made to force the costs of the players up e.g. its no longer a fire sale, pay up if you want them. Oh and it might also stave off the protests until Gaydemark calls in the Administrator?

He also removed his Kn*b and pee'd on our seats, he wont be getting a penny from me, Knut!

This posted today on the Pompey Messageboard: Seems to fit?

According to this report, the first of the stupid arabs paid £108M for Pompey!!!! Gaydamak gets all that for a small, debt ridden football club, keeps the surrounding land & still wants £28.5M, now thats greedy! http://www.mergermarket.com/pdf/UK_Deal_Drivers_H1_2009.pdf This really makes the Saints purchase look a bargain!

"I lent Al Faraj ??? for a ???" Fill in the gaps, make it, bring it to the Luton game, get on telly?

Who cares as long as it happens!!!! :D

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2783585/Pompey-sweat-on-OHara-loan.html

What decent players have the two clubs bought through their ranks? What have I missed got wrong? SAINTS....................................POMPEY ____________________________________ Le Tiss...............................Vince Hilaire? Shearer..............................Matty Taylor Rod Wallace Danny Wallace Wayne Bridge Mick Channon Steve Moran Steve Williams Nick Holmes Theo Walcott Gareth Bale

Yes who forget those incredibly entertaining games against Preston, West Brom & Cardiff (zzzzzzzzzzz) At least when we won it at Wembley we played a decent team?

The best Titanic Museum in the world is in Las Vegas - FACT

The upper or lower one (yuk)?

You forgot these: 1 shiny new stadium (mortgage free) 1 (about to be improved further) training ground / dome 1 Billionaire owner 12k more prem fans than you have :smt040

Heres the full UK address for lazy F*ckers: Markus Liebherr C/O Southampton Football Club Ltd Friends Provident St. Marys Stadium Britannia Road Southampton SO14 5FP Its a great idea - I'm gonna send one. Can someone with an Echo account post this online?

1 - Lucy Pinders Mu*f 2 - See 1

If, like us, they'd been penalised minus ten for overspending (FA Cup cough) then they'd be on minus 3 after 4 months! Ha ha (in a simpsons like accent) :grin:

Dont think I'm gonna cancel my Sky Sports HD service quite yet, give it 10 years?

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