SuperSAINT

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Attacking players getting the ball far too deep.

Good Lemina must be at home. Bad Lemina is playing.

Big test for Valery vs Anderson.

Source: http://sportwitness.co.uk/southampton-player-cost-e15m-four-clubs-chasing/

I think VvD's the best. He has literally no weaknesses (apart from unsolicited offers to go to Blackpool).

Some others I really like:

This was the one that popped into my head immediately. Followed by this one...

Source: https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/burton/jake-hesketh-injury-update-burton-2365395

1-1

Came off injured today. Possible hamstring.

Brighton 0-1 Arsenal

I'm not convinced! Pretty sure they have a fair few back for the game. D. Silva / Jesus / Fernandinho all likely to be back. (Silva was a sub today)

They'd only just beat Villa 3-2 from 2-0 down the other day.

Burnley 1-5 Everton

Delph sent off for City.

Utd 3-1 Hudds

Hope we put title win clauses into our sales to Liverpool - could be due a windfall of cash.

Liverpool 4-0 Newcastle

Leicester 2-1 City

Liverpool 3-0 Newcastle

Utd 3-0 Hudds

Spurs 5-0 Bournemouth

Burnley 1-4 Everton

Spurs 4-0 Bournemouth