Edmonton Saint

Terrible ****ing defending, but luckily offside...

Yes Ings!!!!

4 players booked. We can't get close to them so we resort to giving away fouls. I remember when we used to outplay teams due to our fitness. Now we seem to have regressed.

Seems like 95% of the fanbase know this, but Reed, Kruger and Hughes think they know best.

Another free header missed, this time by Ings.

2-0.

At least we look like we have a chance of scoring. That's an improvement on last season.

How did Ings miss?

Can't get close to them to make a tackle, giving away foul after foul. Are they fitter than us?

Hoedt booked for another stupid fool. He gave away the free kick from which they scored.

1-0 Everton. Fell asleep

Austin misses free header

Missing Vestegaard. Everton already won two headers from free kicks.

Yeah much better after the subs and formation change, Hopefully Hughes has learnt from that and we will start 4-4-2 next week.

Oh look we can play football and look threatening

We’re getting played off the park. Romeu been non existent so far.

Two, But yes poor start.

10 minutes and we’ve barely been in their half.

Soft penalty award. Pogba scores 1-0.

Can he play on Sunday?

We've had months to get deals sorted, Nothing like our board of halfwits leaving it to the very last second.

We got thumped by derby and it was ok because they were a week ahead of us in their preparations.. we are 2 weeks ahead of Borussia and we are getting thumped again. Worrying times.

I hope our board are watching these failings over pre-season and do something to rectify it before the window shuts this week. We are awful.

Terrible so far. Devoid of any coherent attacking ideas and getting cut apart at will in the back.