Le Timmier

He’s running Stu close, but for me there’s a touch too much product in there

What a day that was

Agreed. Is Caicedo really more than twice as valuable (or indeed twice as good?!) as Lavia?! Maybe I’m biased too!

Yeah, we may as well shut down the whole club and set fire to the stadium now

Jesus. Is there a competition running for who can make the shittest video?

A painful experience down by the docks?

He had a couple of good games in the UCL. Other than that he’d never played top flight football other than in Croatia and the Far East. Along with others I pointed this out when you were making him out to be the second coming of Maradona. Mystery solved!

I recall you saying that Orsic was always scoring such incredible goals that it didn’t matter which division he was playing in. Is this a similar theory? 😉

Joanna Lumley would be an upgrade on McCarthy

Me too. In the meantime I’m consoling myself by leaving the edges of my sandwiches and creating my own triangles of crust

Maybe we don’t get our own assigned reporter now we’re Championship?

If you need any pipework advice, my brother in law (who is definitely not made up) is the Chief Technical Advisor to the Chartered Institute of Plumbing & Heating Engineering.

Ah ok, I see. Your brother in law is much better than my brother in law and must know a lot more about football. Got it.

My spurs supporting brother in law reckons he’s crap.

Won't be a popular appointment with all suctions of the fanbase

Swansea on Boxing Day, a bit of Christmas needle if they're still salty about compensation!

It isn’t the “very last roll of the dice”. SR own the club. Even if they get this wrong, they may roll multiple more dice multiple more times!

Glenn Cockerills hair never fails to captivate me. Quite remarkable.

Ralph

Love it. The original was my first ever Saints kit when I was a kid. I prefer us not in basic stripes. Different strokes for different folks.

But highly unlikely that lower league clubs will be able to cover their wages

Always seemed like a good guy. Sadly a good guy who also really substandard. An overdue exit.

A nutter off an infamous road rage video on YouTube

So what you're saying is that in 4 out of the last 5 seasons, the team finishing 17th would need either 35 or 36 points to survive? Not sure how/why you think that is any different to what I said? OK, it's been 35 points more often than 36 points in recent seasons, that's why I said "more or less" - it's near as damnit.

I said we'd likely need a minimum of 36 points to stay up. Which proved to be a an entirely accuate estimation. If we had a total of 34 points we would have finished 18th or 19th, depending on GD