LGTL

Another possible chance to accumulate some points towards that fucking Derby record goes begging. That is starting to get seriously concerning.

Can’t believe we wasted so much of the season with that absolute helmet in charge and his fucking dull, propaganda football.

Martin really was a fucking disgrace wasn't he. Hopefully Juric has them in for a double session today.

What % were won back by Saints after the initial Fulham header/clearance? And what % of those were in the Fulham half instead of our own fucking penalty box? And what % resulted in a Fulham goal? There’s your ‘success’ bollocks.

Because European form is what’s needed for us to survive. And you can bet your bottom dollar that when we inevitably don’t, people like you will be sharpening the knifes, getting ready to tell us how oh so clever you are to have backed Martin, and look how sacking him made no difference. 6 points more is all that’s needed. Just 6.

The re-writing of history by some of the Martin lovers is astonishing. Every single person expected us to struggle. Every single person thought the squad was relatively weak. Every single person expected a relegation fight. But the key word there, is fight. What every single person didn’t expect was a pathetic 5 points after 16 games, winning just about every negative stat in the history of the game and having to put up with the worst manager in PL history, on course to break the lowest points total ever. The only people who seem to think that this was in any way acceptable are also the same people now DEMANDING that Juric had better give us European form, otherwise we told you so. Absolutely fucking astonishing. A reminder for some of you idiots - Juric needs just 6 points to be better than your king. Just 6 points. Just 2 wins.

Pleased with this appointment. Hopefully no more hugging the players and noddy fist pumps.

Any more than 10 points after 32 games and Juric has proved that Russ was an absolute fucking disaster.

Derby next season to look forward to at least. Their home form is too good to get relegated.

We’ve more chance of winning the league then avoiding relegation. In other words, there’s zero chance. And that is down to absolutely nobody other than Russell Martin.

The more I read, the more I quite like. Although I’m not sure if that’s because of the last 3 disasters we’ve had to put up with.

There is absolutely no way he can be worse than Russell Martin. The absolute worst case scenario is that he’s just as awful. In that sense, this is a 100% risk free appointment.

Reserving judgement as I couldn’t tell you a thing about him.

Forster having a nightmare

Southern Water - fucking useless. No water for the second time this year, along with half of Southampton.

Very very easy from Clapham Junction.

1997. Drew the first game 2-2 away, and fucking lost the replay at home in true Saints fashion. As a 9 year old it took me months to get over that game and I’ve hated Alun Armstrong and Brett Angel ever since.

…and we all fucking, hate Pompeyyyy 👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I’d bet good money that he’ll never manage a PL game again. The chances of a Brighton going after him are less than 0%.

I’m hoping for Rohl but can’t see SR going down that road unfortunately.

Ultimately, we are nothing but a complete nuisance to them and they’d happily play every game with nobody there if they could get away with it.

He might be there and back in a day to be fair, as there’s a flight back this evening. Hopefully he doesn’t miss it like he has missed most things this season.

Adam Armstrong was on a flight up to Newcastle this morning so they’re certainly not at Staplewood. A well earnt day off.

There was no need to add the ‘on the radio’ part of your sentence.

Relegation is a certainty so I’ll be judging on the following; Firstly - beat Derby’s record low points total. That has to be a priority because we’d never live that down. No stupid philosophies. Having a preferred method of playing is fine but they’ve got to be able to mix it up for the players we have. Make us hard to beat. Or at least harder to beat. At the moment teams are playing their youth players against us and still sticking 5 past us FFS. Stop trying to be too clever and stop thinking we invented football. And, you know, maybe win a couple of games?