Jillyanne

WTF, is this for real.

wary

Hhmm - we have shed loads of bamboo all round our garden, most of it is around 20ft tall, maybe we should think about making some money from it???

The ASDA Greeter. A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent, chav, *****r, woman wearing a Celtic top walked into ASDA in Castlemilk, a sprawling council estate on Glasgow's east side, with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA. Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'F*ck naw, they're no twins. The auldest wan's 9, and the ither wan's 7. Why the f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you blind, thick or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam.' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you've been ****ged twice Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'

from this forum that once (or more) said his neighbour was much like 'Mason Verger' ??? (the guy from Hannibal)

erm - 3 available.

curry

Already stated.

No but I can e-mail a pic.

You haven't replied to my Facebook invite for the CHARITY game though!!!

It was the new dog being in season that stained the sofa - it has all been successfully cleaned off now!!!

cake

I am a lady of leisure, I don't work.

I can see my fork from here. Still no spade though.

piper

gravy

TSM??????????????????????????

Ronnie will win this year.

Yeah ok then.

This is being played a lot on the music channels at the moment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j28P_NxNUAU

lost

path

no. hth.

testament

Sammy Davis Jr, apparently. Although I didn't realise he was Ethiopian.