Jillyanne

Thanks - Mike - do we need a keeper?

RobskII and SRS I have met you both and confirm that you are both decent blokes and Stu - Robsk isn't ginger fwiw.

Pouring money down the drain then MB!!!

Too hot then!

I blame Jedward for this advert.

He could break the glass.

He could hang his washing out of the window, as long as none of it has a St George Cross on it.

You don't need a tumble dryer in this weather.

Or stay off t'inernet after having several bevvies

WTF - do you sit in your garden and just 'car spot', maybe the tax disc had fallen off the windscreen (as mine did as the magnetic thing fecked up)

This.

Deep Heat or massage by a pretty blonde Swedish girl.

Not heartless, just terrified of them!

House spiders can bite!

Lol, hairspray does the trick also (I have not used it on bees, just spiders)

I mean grass as in the green stuff that grows in the garden - like a lawn!!!

Grass that keeps growing through the wood bark stuff thats supposed to stop that happening! :mad: My cat bringing in a frog an our ago that I had to drive to the local river.

People who don't reply to e-mails - you know who you are. :mad:

That was NOT the letters!

Dress was a tad short wasn't it!

Claim on insurance - and get double glazing!

Perfect weather for climbing trees imo.

The one in Basingstoke gets very busy. I think it would get a lot of use at first, people who used to go back in the 80's taking their children etc. Sadly after the initial wow factor of having an ice rink I would predict it would get little usage unless Dancing on Ice or the Winter Olympics is on, bit like public tennis courts during Wimbledon.

BBQ.

If it comes to fruition, I'll eat my iceskates.