In the queue to get the underground ticket at Uxbridge, lady says to me:-   
"is there a football match on today"  I say, "yes, Southampton v Carlisle at Wembey" she then says (I was wearing a Saints shirt, scarf and carrying a huge flag "are you going", (no, I always dress like this) She then says "is it at the stadium" (no the arena)  Genius.