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Egg, do you mind me enquiring how old you are? I had my first ever liaison with gout a few months back which was a wake up call and the jolt I needed to slow right down. Lager has been replaced by mineral water and sitting on the settee by working out on the Peloton. Still have a few at weekends but feel much better. My usual cue for getting completely smashed is a Saints win so I thank the lads for helping me out there.

Well GTF the F F F F F IN. That reminds me of wins back in the day against Forest (Evans 2 goals), Blackburn (1 goal ever in his Saints career Basham), and QPR in the first season back up in the current stint. All vital MUST wins that kick started survivals after we'd been utterly shit the vast majority of the seasons preceding those matches. I'm stunned at the turnaround in the last week, we can fucking do it again. Football, bloody hell.

Jesus Christ Diallo and Ely stay on!?

STOP.GIVING.THE.FUCKING.BALL.AWAY

GTFI. We HAVE to win this.

Not having a lot of luck so far are we? Have to say though Diallo and Ely are 1 star footballers.

I sincerely hope that suggestions we aren't getting one are a smoke screen. We simply cannot go into a relegation battle with only Adams, Mara and Armstrong as recognised strikers. If we do and survive then Jones might just be the miracle worker he claimed not to be.

Football. Bloody Hell.

Indeed. Asking to be chipped.

Blimey Charlie

Nice finish. We don't look a side not trying for their manager TBF.

Your suggesting we're in for QPR's Elias Chair?

I agree 100% with this. The first kit is like a 1 star knock off training kit, and the wave effort is fucking awful, the most unsightly mess I can ever remember us turning out in. Green one sort of ok. And there was me thinking designs couldn't get worse after Under Armour were binned off.

Yep. That was the key fuck up. Think Ralph lost heart after we didn't get the striker he said we were definitely getting, and I don't blame him for losing heart in those circumstances. The Jones appointment is another issue but also a clear fuck up. I don't think we have any chance of staying up under him new striker or not, but if we don't get one in he has a legitimate excuse to point to.

Yep

Agreed 100% HK my old pal.

One thing I will say in his defence - He IS a miracle worker. He's made us much worse than we were and that is a miracle.

Before reading those tweets above I wanted him out and also felt sorry for him. All sympathy now gone. Please please please sack him tonight, he is a total embarrassment.

Agree with all that accept the unnecessary use of the word ‘bordering’ in the final sentence. Despite all this we - incredibly - are still not adrift. Sack this tw@t TONIGHT get in Dyche and a vaguely competent striker and there is still a tiny glimmer of hope.

I know it’s a cliche but I genuinely cannot see where the next point is coming from under this utter buffoon. TF we have 1 more point than Derby’s record low.

Oh we can definitely get worse. Stick with this plank and it’s a guarantee.

He looked up at them with a lost expression on his face.

No one fucking moves they just stand there.

He def doesn’t like Stu does he? More proof his utterly clueless.

It’s already at the stage that I can’t look at him without getting angry.