Wade Garrett

If the Chelsea charity is a CIO the trustees are liable for a maximum of £1 each.

Speaking to a Ukrainian we know, who is from the East. She feels Russian, not Ukrainian. She lives in the UK. I suppose it shows there is some Russian support from within. No idea where this is going. It has certainly escalated from the cock-waving exercise it started as.

I hope going forward, we sign an Armstrong/Steve Davis for every Livramento.

Decent keeper who has found his form. I would like him to stay.

We rested a load of players and won. Happy days.

Think it’s hard to have a strategy when it’s the January window. Even harder when you’re staring relegation in the face. Although having unlimited funds does help. All-in-all, I think Newcastle have done a decent job this window. I would still love it, love it, if they went down though.

Disagree. Quality keeper.

More chance of me shagging Margot Robbie than Dele Alli signing for us.

Johnstone from WBA would be a great signing. I don’t play Football Manager so I know very little about any Carlos Catchaball’s on the Continent.

Surprised he had time to talk to you, what with managing Villa. Fair play to him though.

Who’s the VAR ref? Wanker whoever it is.

I would bring Armstrong S and KWP on and go 4-4-2. Take off Bednarek and Diallo. Mind you, I haven’t got a fucking clue.

Shite finish.

Not good enough for us.

Personally think Digne is overrated.

I would like to smash Liverpool at home.

Match winner for us today.

Ok, he doesn’t like paying tax. But on the plus side, he’s not a warlord. What’s not to like.

What group?

Billionaire Cable TV entrepreneur by the looks of it.

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a team to get relegated as much as Newcastle this season.

I would love it, love it, if Newcastle went down.

Got no sympathy for Newcastle. Don’t see why they shouldn’t field a team of reserves if they have to. Or any other team for that matter.

Some think brown bull.

How wrong was I!