Wade Garrett

Still can’t stand the manager.

I think Erwin Koeman had a penthouse apartment in Weston Towers. A might of mine used to see him every evening popping into One Stop in his slippers to buy a few cans of Skol. Apparently, his pet Rottweiler used to crap everywhere and Erwin wouldn’t pick it up.

Absolutely criminal to get beaten at his near post for the first. His technique for the second was similar to an 18 stone 45 year old playing vets football. He showed all the athleticism of a sack of spuds. Forster is definitely the better keeper out of the two.

Why not? It wasn’t him that dropped it, he should be fine.

Niemi lived in Merry Oak, and when he wasn’t knocking out pikeys he used to drink cans of cider with Mental Mark on the Veracity Ground.

That’s the first time I’ve heard that. Shame Kat didn’t do the same.

Does Gao feel the same way as the club?

I’m that excited about this that a little bit of wee has just come out.

I would rather stick with Gao than have an Aermican owner who will just leverage the cost of the purchase on the club.

I think the Monkey Petting Zoo would have been a real game changer for the club.

Any takeover news?

You say interesting, I say I nearly fell asleep reading it. Upshot seems to be he wants to make money for his partners by selling footballers. Think we dodged a bullet there.

Good appointment. They will improve.

As one of Ralph’s sternest critics on here, even I accept that any talk of him being sacked is pretty daft. Fortunately, the club seems to be run by professionals thankfully, and not people like me.

Never go back. It’s a no from me.

We would get the best out of JWP if he had better forward players around him. When he plays for England, he’s much more positive with the ball and always looks to go forward. For Saints, he’s just another cog in the ‘ball recycling’ process. He is a great player.

Ralph is a numpty. There’s your explanation.

I just see Ralph as a hindrance. I can’t see us beating Watford. That really should be the end for Ralph. In my opinion, it feels like the board is dithering and just delaying the inevitable.

Yet Ralph picks them. Although I accept that he doesn’t have much choice with Bednarek.

How does anyone know what he has in his contract regarding getting sacked? Any manager that keeps a totally shite Walcott on the pitch for 70 minutes deserves the sack to be honest.

Thought he had a good game v Leeds. Can only base my opinion on what I actually see. Unlike some of the bandwagon jumpers on here.

Several good performances today. Top performers for me were Salisu, very dominant, and Diallo - his best performance in a Saints shirt.

He should be charged for his team selections and lack of tactical nous.

Fucking doom-mongers. All we need to do is get Eddie in and our prospects will improve straight away.

Mike Bassett would be an improvement on Ralph to be fair. 4-4-fucking-2.