Wade Garrett

I like this self-sustainable. We could be self-sustainable in the Prem, then the Championship, then League 1. Masterstroke Mr Gao. I will be forever indebted to you for lining Kat’s pockets and setting us on the road to self-sustainability.

Cheers Jim.

There may not have been official interest in Ings, but he must have been tapped up.

Thought he did really well last season. Prefer him to McCarthy. Hope he stays.

This does seem to give a platform for the brainless racist scum of the far right. It is also about the immaturity of some idiots who can’t ever handle England losing a big game. Try supporting Saints you wankers. You would be hardened to it by now.

Had a bit of time to calm down. We we’re all over them for 20 minutes, then retreated. It was a tactical masterclass from Mancini, who schooled Southgate. Not fussed about the penalties. Lottery. Pickford was good though.

After a very good first 20 minutes we were negative for the rest of the game. I think the better side won.

Walker and Sterling were fantastic.

It’s all irrelevant until an offer comes in for him.

He can’t go anywhere if nobody wants him.

Chambourcy nouvelle. Welcome Romaine.

He’s a sicknote, which is a shame because he is very good.

Would be a pretty low way of conning people into buying season tickets if it didn’t point at Danny staying.

What, the group?

Do a swap for Matty Longtaff? Good player.

If his dad wasn’t an ex-pro, Gunn would have trouble getting a game in the Wessex League. Shot stopping is the least keepers should be good at. He wasn’t. Good luck to him though.

What we need is a sports-mad multi-billionaire with more money than he could spend in 100 lifetimes and a connection to the area. At the end of the day, you can’t take your dough with you. Go for the challenge and enjoy the ride.

We were slow, ponderous and very predictable. A team in its manager’s image. Rubbish.

If we got £50m for him we would probably spend half of it on transfer fees, with the rest going on agents fees, wages, Kat’s food bill and Gao’s protection money.

I’d like Vindaloo to be our national anthem. Don’t think the woke wankers would mind it either.

Lemina has the heart the size of a pea. I wouldn’t want him near our squad.

I would question the wealth of our owners.

Mick Mills was 4ft 6”.

You could be right. But is a player with as many injury problems as Ings going to risk running down a contract?

You’re talking about getting rid of a solid 8/10 player, sometimes more. What is the point? So we can have more 6/10s?