Wade Garrett

YouTube stream gone down. Any more links?

There is your squad depth. Shocking, Rafa must be shitting his pants.

McCarthy in no man’s land for the goal. He is shite.

Sorloth even looks shit on YouTube. I wouldn’t touch him with a barge pole.

I always thought it was genuine 😉

I’ve read on the Ugly Inside that he isn’t playing today as he’s ‘injured’.

Got to say, Armstrong looks a very similar player to Ings. I would take the chance and offer £20m (or include Obafemi and pay less). I would rather play Tella up front than sign Sorloth.

Forbes Phillipson Masters and Manny Andrusweski. We need big names.

Would be another £5m down the shitter.

Name me one inspiring politician in the Commons. I’m struggling to think of any.

I see your point hidden in that mound of sarcasm. We have to mix our buys between promising young players and more experienced ones who could do a job straightaway. Much like Big Lawrie’s dealings.

I agree, he was absolute garbage.

Thought Forster did well last season. Looks to have improved, especially coming off his line. He is definitely first team keeper for me. McCarthy has gone backwards.

Don’t worry. I’ve heard Perraud has had I Hate Pompey tattooed across his forehead.

As good as he is, £30m is too good to turn down for a player who routinely misses large parts of the season through injury. Caveat being the money is invested in a couple of players who will walk into the first team.

Didn’t realise he was English.

Saw Harry Kane going into Primark today. He went into Sports Direct afterwards and then WestQuay. Make of that what you will.

Grealish is quality and was criminally underused by Southgate in the Euros.

I would rather sign Tomkins. Quality.

Great player a few years ago, has lost his way but is still young enough to come back to form with the right club and coaching.

But the time you take agents fees and wages out of that £50m you could probably buy Carlton Palmer.

Watching a different game to me if you think Redmond is a consistent 6.

Have we said he isn’t for sale?

Yes

Van Dijk home to Leicester. Wanker.