Wade Garrett

Any photocopier salesmen with that sort of cash?

Hopefully it will appeal to a certain billionaire who lives locally. I doubt it though.

Can’t understand why the ref didn’t VAR the challenge on Bertrand just before half-time where it looked like he got studded in the chest.

Boufal infuriates me when he refuses to pass where he should, instead goes for the glory ball and gives away possession. Playing for himself and not the team. Too many other poor performances. Not good enough in the centre of defence, very easy for them to get behind us. We need JWP back in midfield next week.

And a right-back.

Odd.

Stopped watching the stream. Dreadful.

Need JWP in midfield. We are getting bossed there and keep losing the ball.

Shocking defending (2 on 2!), even worse from the keeper.

Asking a lot of Smallbone, who will be up against Noble and Rice.

Must have been a brown envelope job.

Yes. Quality player who would improve the team.

Beattie was quite complimentary about him. i reckon he knows more than the average Joe.

If we sold him, Chairman Gao and Kat would probably split the profit 80:20 between them. Pair of c*nts.

Only chance of a good Summer window is if Gao and Kat sell the club.

It is back to the days of Rupert Lowe. That ended well.

Gao is probably the only one pleased with our window.

Typical Saints window. Club PR is up there with Comical Ali from the Saddam Hussein regime. Not even disappointed to be honest. Who expected anything more? Ralph must be extremely frustrated. Can anyone see the club backing him in the next window?

His price will go up if he does well. He’ll also be in demand from other clubs.

I’ve just had a conversation with Micky Hazard who was driving my taxi. He said he reminded him of a young Danny Thomas.

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

Only the real messiah would deny being the messiah.

Why would you? To finance Gao’s pension?

Tactical masterclass from Ralph. Had Woy in his pocket.

Redmond was outstanding. Had their whole defence in his pocket.