Wade Garrett

The transfer policy was similar. Kat has taken interest on loans as well. As good as her father was for us, is as bad as she was. Not least because we’re now lumbered with a lame duck owner.

Being run the way we are now is strikingly similar to the Rupert Lowe days. It's fools economy.

We wouldn’t have been any worse off if Mickey Falko and lifelongsaint bought us with Monopoly money. Well done Kat.

Pretty much exactly how I feel. RK is just their spin doctor feeding bullsh*t to the supporters whilst they pursue their own agenda.

Anyone on here got Jim Ratcliffe’s phone number?

Thank f*ck we reduced our wage bill in January. Absolute f*cking genius.

Why not? His starting point isn’t exactly some fat b*stard on a slimming world crusade.

I’d like us to mix our recruitment a bit more. I’d like us to look at signing some players around the age of 28, as well as youngsters who we buy in the hope of selling them on. We’re a sort of football brokering service. Lawrie Mac was brilliant at recruiting a mix of players.

That’s in the VVD jar.

F*cking Mickey Mouse. When you’re in a relegation battle you don’t make your squad weaker. W*nkers. (Hope to be proved wrong).

Us being the exception.

This window’s version of Promes. Feeling really p*ssed off at the moment. I get the impression the club are being really complacent. We are in a relegation battle and our squad is weaker than it was on 1st January.

Wanyama the best around at that.

Exactly the type of post needed on this thread, rather than the big **** contest between the usual suspects.

Did you write clues for 3-2-1? Is it Dusty Bin?

I get a bit excited when I see new posts added to this transfer thread. Then I read about finance and sh*t and my c*ck goes all floppy again. Just saying like.

Yussuf Poulsen? Rumour on Facebook.

Or have Wanyama protecting them, with Hojbjerg box to box like Morgan was.

For posts actually relating to transfers or at least who anyone would like to come in rather than the borefest on here at the moment. For me get a centre-back, Wanyama and a quick inside-forward.

Still no news then...

No news about anyone coming in then?

Madness to get rid whilst Hoj is suspended and Lemina has a serious loss of form. Unless Ralph has a new midfielder under his sleeve.

Elyounoussi is proper crap.

Ward-Prowse is a tw*t for going down when he was in.

My apologies, I didn’t realise. All the same, it is a ridiculous initiative. Since when did the UN become the enemy of free speech? Not too sure about ‘little fella’. Makes you sound like a complete w@nker.