Wade Garrett

Really fucking pissed off with that lineup.

He wouldn’t go to Rangers, can’t see him going there.

Ivan Toney signed for Muhammad Ali.

Would sign Cornet regardless of Edozie to be honest. We couldn’t have factored in such a good deal for Meghoma.

More appearances than Mr 2WeeksAway then 😂

Fuck me, thanks for letting me know. Who knew?

Thought Archer looked like a proper centre forward the other night. Needs to show it in the league now. Personally, I don’t think we’re going to sign another striker. Also surprised we seem to be signing Fraser and Cornet. I may be wrong, but do they play in the same position?

His Uncle is a really nice bloke.

How the fuck have we signed Ramsdale! Fantastic effort by the club all round.

Some of his one-touch football was brilliant.

Didn’t see many cryptic clues about Cornet. Could it be that the COT is really the COBS? Make of that what you will…

If Arxher isn’t a centre-forward then my cock’s a bloater.

Lallana’s quick 1 touch passing is brilliant.

I went to Venice a few years ago. Fucking shithole now, got more graffiti than the Thornhill bronx.

He’s a mug then. If it goes tits up his feet won’t touch the ground.

I remember when players were too good for Villa. By signing them, they became a Champions League team. Before the pedants cream their pants, I’m not suggesting that’s what we’ll be.

Agent looks like he’s been on the dusty showbiz.

Fair play to him, he’s made a career of spouting shite. Talksport think he’s an authority on football rather than the bullshit chancer he is.

You’re probably right. That’s if Ipswich don’t put in a late bid.

Brilliant if we can get Ramsdale in. Just a centre-forward to go.

Peter Shilton shagged some bird in the back of a mini.

A solid spine includes a decent keeper and a decent centre-forward.

He would be playing and obviously backs himself to impress potential suitors.

Hope this isn’t true. If it is, why didn’t we get the lad from Sunderland?

Always a bit of a risk for a player to see his contract out. If he gets injured he’s in the shit.