Wade Garrett

Chaotic club. Their manager will be gone by Christmas.

Why? He’s the goalkeeping equivalent of Ali Dia. Maybe someone called the club saying he was Buffon’s cousin.

Would rather sign Ings.

Diving over balls and getting down as quick as an OAP has fuck all to do with style of play and everything to do with lack of ability.

Murders them because he keeps dropping them.

Pep plays his keepers as rush goalies because he observed us playing it on Peartree Green in the early 80s. Apparently in training, Man City go to the old people’s flats and knock the doors and run off before the old biddies can see who knocked. Another thing he picked up in Woolston back in the day. Hopefully, they’ll get a few injuries when he introduces bundles and British Bulldog next season.

Every now and then genius like this appears and makes everyone else feel like their contributions are inadequate. Excellent work.

He’s a c**t.

Absolutely it is ruthless. Smallbone’s performances have merited him the opportunity to test himself on the top league. If he’s not good enough, he won’t play.

You may be right. But his performances when not playing defensive midfield last season were very good. He deserves the opportunity based on that is all I’m saying. That doesn’t mean not being replaced if he doesn’t cut the mustard.

Smallbone deserves the opportunity to test himself in the Premier League. It’s up to him to show he’s good enough.

He’s nowhere near good enough yet. If he wants first team football at 18 years old, he won’t get it here.

What’s up with Stewart now?

Puts into perspective all those tech heads who use 3rd party cloud solutions to look after their data like it’s the holy grail. You’re just using someone else’s computers you fucknuts. And you’re losing control of your data.

Che has got a fucking nerve making us hang on while he tries to get a move elsewhere. We’re the ones doing him a favour, on account that he is fucking garbage. We should withdraw his contract offer and move on.

Shilton’s big name undeserved! Good grief - he was the world’s best keeper for years.

Some very fucking bored people on this thread. Make of that what you will….

That Rak-Sakyi has got more twists and turns than a twisty turny thing.

Changed my mind - cheers for the photos. Sponsor lets them down a bit though.

Looks like a cheap Tyro League kit.

Signed

Pep will struggle having no financial advantage over his competition. Would prefer an English manager. Eddie Howe would be my preferred choice.

Sorry, you’ll have to explain that one.

Did he play much for PSV? Seems a bit to keen to be on the sick for my liking.

I still think he’s a bottle-job.