Wade Garrett

I think we’re going to fucking smash those baggy cunts. 4-0, Nessy Drogba gets a brace. We’re going to piss these fucking play-offs. Fuck off West Brom, fuck off Norwich you farmer cunts and fuck off Leeds you shitcunts.

Certainly not getting younger, but I don’t know anyone who is. Not sure about the rest though.

He’s still a good player.

If he has turned an offer from Brighton down, he definitely has an offer from elsewhere.

Got to be honest, I’m not bothered whether we have a DOF or not. As long as it doesn’t mean that total fraud Rasmus having more influence then I’m ok with it.

Been watching him all season, so yes, it is hard to believe.

Whatever lights your candle. Good luck to the guys and their flags.

Probably the Hilton at the cricket ground. That’s where most teams stay.

Do you really believe Bazunu is a better goalkeeper than McCarthy?

Manning was a bit dim yesterday. Fellows went down the line every time, he looks really one-footed to me. Manning should have sussed this and defended better against him.

Saw very little from West Brom today to be worried about. Hopefully Mara and Stephens won’t be required.

Yes

We would have lost with Bazunu in goal.

McCarthy made some great saves and dominated his area. Really good performance from him. Stephens found a West Brom shirt more than their man of the match.

Their wingers will go line every time. We’ve got to defend there better.

Corrected.

How many fucking times is Stephens going to give the ball away 😡

Mara’s attitude and application has been disgraceful. I would rather play the fucking kitman.

I’ve heard the precious little fuckers have counsellors on hand if they get a bollocking. This is from an ex-pro.

I hate to say it, but there is not one female pundit that is any good. Not fucking one. Merson is a fucking moron, Carragher is garbage. I’ve just turned Sky Soccer Saturday off, how shit is that now compared to the old days. Unwatchable.

Play Loch Ness up front if Che is injured and keep the same shape as the Leeds game.

I think Shearer’s first contract was £250 per week, after his YTS ended. Football is fucking mental these days, and the game is full of wankers.

Hi ho hi ho it’s off to work we go.

No full-size goals when I was just 11 years old!

I saved 11 out of 12 one season. I’m available for coaching if required.