Wade Garrett

Just watching 2 of the most proficient possession football sides - Arsenal v Man City. It’s like walking football and is so fucking boring. If this is the model Saints are aspiring to I’ll probably give it a miss.

Downes made a reference to walking football. I don’t think Martin liked the second half performance to be fair to him. Time and again, we immediately played the ball the way we were facing instead of turning into space. Smallbone was the worst culprit, but he wasn’t alone. Martin’s subs on the hour baffled me a bit. Stuart Armstrong is brave on the ball and drives forward, Sulemana was having a quiet period, but is a lot better than Edozie. Che Adams annoys the hell out of me. We put a number of good balls into the box, but he just waits for it. He never makes a near post run. I’m glad the new striker is almost fit.

Did you watch the fucking second half?

The subs Martin made are ones you make when 3-0, not 1. Fucking ridiculous. As for Che Adams, he’s like the invisible fucking man in the penalty area. Fucking dogshit.

Sulemana will leave the pitch James Brown style with a coat over his shoulders, on the hour mark after totally ripping those boring northerners a new one and scoring a hat-trick. Stick with the same side. Fuck rotation.

Absolute load of bollocks that’s got some wannabe his 5 minutes of fame.

Good win against a horrible team. Loads of sly fouls, shirt pulling and remonstrating with the ref. Manager is a whingeing prick as well. Thought Downes and Smallbone rose to the challenge tonight.

Always preferred Alex Higgins.

Andy Hinchcliffe is a fucking onion.

Excellent first half performance. Played to our strengths. Thought we went a bit too tippy tappy second half. Excellent win, need to build on it.

I wouldn’t question his commitment if he started his best players.

Once he got the contract that was it. Set up for life whether he works for 3 years or gets paid for doing fuck all because he’s a failure. Not exactly motivating is it.

Pahars will probably get injured after the first course and fuck off.

Not sure why he needed to say all this. We are more preoccupied with the shit occurring on the grass. Do something about that.

2 opposite ends of the spectrum. One a model pro, another a complete cunt (same as Salisu).

Should be called Limitless Load of Bollocks.

SR have a flawed business model because Dragan listens to that fucking onion Rasmus. Until he changes direction we won’t improve on the grass.

That’s the one where Sicknote Pahars went off at half-time.

Probably wasn’t at the time. But to be fair, we didn’t know The Idiot was going to be appointed.

He writes a lot of bullshit on that site.

Right Russell, you knobhead, I’ll do your job for you. Here is the team for Saturday: Bazunu KWP Bednarek THB Manning Charles Downes S Armstrong Alcaraz Edozie Adams Stop the fucking poncing about on the ball. Hit them fucking hard in the tackle. Up front, for fucks sake show some movement and take a gamble or 2. Those northern monkeys won’t know what’s hit them.

I don’t care about trust and the lingo, absolute bullshit excuses by the way. He knows how to put the ball in the fucking onion bag. That’s good enough for me.

Mad Nate speaks fluent Spanish. And he didn’t marry the ugly girl in his village.

Hopefully he’ll recruit his brother.

Won’t be the last time players down tools to get a manager the bullet. We should be used to it down here.